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If you’re happy and you know it... wash your hands.
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03-04-2020 08:27
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And just like that, people on Facebook went from being politicians to being epidemiologists.
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03-11-2020 10:45 by
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The reporter on CNN said that at the end of the day, the thing that will keep you safe is common sense. Some of you are in serious trouble.
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04-01-2020 08:04 by
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Masks hanging from the rearview mirror are the new fuzzy dice.
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06-09-2020 08:18
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It’s hard to stay humble when someone’s dog chooses you over them.
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12-04-2018 14:01 by
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A Facebook stranger doesn’t like my opinion. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time. 😂
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12-07-2018 22:51 by
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I have never met a baby named Gary. It’s like they just start life at 30 years old.
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01-13-2019 12:32
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I’ve done some terrible things for money...... Like getting up early to go to work.
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06-17-2019 09:21
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Now it's too hot out to take the Christmas lights down.
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06-28-2019 19:49 by
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I'm never more optimistic than when I put fast food restaurant sauce packets in the fridge and think I'm going to use them at some point.
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09-24-2019 15:30
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My toddler held my hand all the way to the bathroom, gave me a kiss when I sat down, then stole my toilet paper roll and ran out of the bathroom laughing in case you were wondering what it’s like to be a parent.
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08-10-2020 08:46
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The secret to looking younger is telling people that you are older
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08-24-2020 14:33
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We are gonna have to retire the phrase “avoid it like the plague” because it turns out people don’t do that.
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08-27-2020 09:05
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The last time I danced like nobody was watching, someone stabbed me with an EpiPen.
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09-08-2020 09:54
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Step 1: remove food from packaging Step 2: dig packaging out of trash to locate cook time
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05-14-2018 15:01
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One of the circus freaks of the future will be the incredible non-tattooed man!
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06-20-2018 13:35 by
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If at any point in your life you feel useless, just remember there are people on the BMW assembly lines that install turn signals..”
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07-18-2018 07:24
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If you grew up wanting to be a Plumber or a Pizza delivery boy, You watched too much porn as a kid.
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07-28-2018 23:12
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It sucks being a grown up. Nobody tells you you did a good job when you eat all of your food.
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09-17-2018 02:22
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Don't accept any friend requests from Taco Bell.. they're nacho friends
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