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   messageicon Go down a water slide while it isn't wet and then you'll understand why foreplay is so important
←Rate | 12-13-2011 22:12 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I won't be impressed with technology until I can download money ;)
←Rate | 12-13-2011 21:57 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon It wasn't my fault I got drunk!!! I was thirsty ;) x
←Rate | 12-11-2011 23:15 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I refuse to go bungee jumping...I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one!!
←Rate | 12-11-2011 23:13 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't be unhappy if your dreams never come true -- just be thankful your nightmares don't.
←Rate | 12-11-2011 23:10 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon getting ready to give her sheets some ass & her pillow some head ...good night everybody
←Rate | 12-08-2011 23:32 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I want to slowly go down on you and tease you. Then rise up and fxck you hard. Sincerely, Gas Prices
←Rate | 12-06-2011 18:55 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Gas prices = robbery without a gun!
←Rate | 12-05-2011 13:03 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just another day in paradise, minus the paradise...
←Rate | 12-05-2011 13:03 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon FINALS: May cause sleep deprivation, loss of friends and fun, neglect of family, excessive crying and hair loss and burning eyes. Is the semester over yet???
←Rate | 12-05-2011 11:23 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Be good to yourself because the longest relationship you will ever have in life is with yourself.
←Rate | 12-05-2011 11:18 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Everyone has a 'vodka incident'
←Rate | 12-04-2011 12:32 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you are what you eat, then are cannibals the only true humas??? O_O
←Rate | 12-01-2011 22:13 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon ❒ In A Relationship ❒ Single ❒ Messing Around ❒ Getting Cheated On ❒ F**k Relationships ✔I'm Just Hungry!
←Rate | 12-01-2011 20:31 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I DO WHAT I WANT! WHEN I WANT! WHERE I WANT!...... if Mom says its ok...
←Rate | 11-29-2011 17:52 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon If we're in a car and I love the song on the radio and you turn it down to tell me something, please know that I now hate you
←Rate | 11-28-2011 23:21 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I like turtles because they're so chill- They're just like: "Hey man, I want to swim, & maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time.
←Rate | 11-28-2011 21:06 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon One thing that will always remain true: There is no cool way to run with a backpack
←Rate | 11-27-2011 22:38 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Life is full of fake people. Before you decide to judge them, make sure you're not one of them. ♥
←Rate | 11-27-2011 13:44 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon They'll hate you if you're pretty. They'll hate you if you're not. They'll hate you for what you lack and they'll hate you for what you got.
←Rate | 11-27-2011 13:39 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

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