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   messageicon McDonalds faces potential lawsuit over happy meal. It contends that serving toys with unhealthy food is predatory. Where was this group when Micheal Jackson was alive?
←Rate | 06-24-2010 13:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon VUVUZELA the most despised and annoying musical PLASTIC device since Michael Jackson !
←Rate | 06-16-2010 17:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jackson 5 Reunion tickets now on sale for 20% off.
←Rate | 06-01-2010 13:26 by budboy_99@hotmail.com | Tags: Filtered Comments (2)  


   messageicon Breaking News: Utah police are seeking the Gooch in connection with the death of Arnold Jackson. Anyone with information is asked to call Crime Stoppers at (800)-555-TIPS all calls are strictly confidential.
←Rate | 05-28-2010 19:52 by JoeSolariFX Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear god, please can we swap Justin Beiber for someone with some actual talent?.. say Michael Jackson would be good...
←Rate | 05-26-2010 05:06 by oneandonlyme Comments (0)  


   messageicon prays to God "Give us Michael Jackson back, take Justin Beiber instead"
←Rate | 05-26-2010 02:21 by Hunk Comments (0)  


   messageicon a fear of heights: Jackson Heights, Crown Heights, Washington Heights
←Rate | 02-14-2010 10:32 by nico Comments (0)  


   messageicon the difference between michael jackson and acne is that acne waits till your twelve to come all over your face
←Rate | 01-21-2010 20:31 by rush1oc@yahoo.com Comments (0)  


   messageicon Heidi Montag + Micheal Jackson = Amy Winehouse.
←Rate | 01-20-2010 12:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Michael jackson hasnt been this stiff since Mucully Culkin spent the night at Neverland ranch..
←Rate | 12-17-2009 15:06 by chronic iam Comments (0)  


   messageicon Move like Michael Jackson, Tonight on BBC 3, Is a contest,to find out who can move like Micheal Jackson....Am I alone in thinking,that really all the winner needs to do,is lie down & be still for half an hour ?
←Rate | 12-14-2009 10:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Taylor Swift wins over MICHAEL JACKSON?!? Where the heck is Kanye when you need him!
←Rate | 11-23-2009 01:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon out like janet jackson's right nipple! g'nite! =)
←Rate | 11-12-2009 21:18 by meowmix Comments (0)  


   messageicon THANK GOD THEY FOUND BALLOON BOY! THOUGHT MICHAEL JACKSON WAS ORDERING TAKE OUT FROM HEAVEN.
←Rate | 10-21-2009 10:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon happy that the "balloon boy" is safe...for a minute there I thought maybe Michael Jackson ordered carry-out from heaven!
←Rate | 10-20-2009 23:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon at the time of michael jackson's death, the doctor looked at his watched and reported that "the big hand was touching the little hand"...:D
←Rate | 09-29-2009 15:19 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's a new michael Jackson cartoon coming out that teaches kids how to play with other kids since he's no longer here to do it
←Rate | 09-13-2009 10:46 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon gonna pay tribute to the recently deceased Michael Jackson and "beat it " before he goes to sleep.
←Rate | 07-30-2009 22:37 by Frank Petitto | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ooo My God! Did you know Michael Jackson is dead!
←Rate | 07-20-2009 14:57 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering ... When Weird Al Yankovic dies, will they do a parody of Michael Jackson's memorial?
←Rate | 07-12-2009 12:02 by Ron Comments (0)  



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