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   messageicon NO, I'm not drinking alone. I'm here with all of my Facebook friends! That counts.....Yes it does!!
←Rate | 05-23-2013 10:40 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think my wife is mad at me...... so when she walks by, I do what any man would do in this situation: I PLAY DEAD!!!
←Rate | 05-23-2013 10:39 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best part about babysitting the grandkids..... Being able to drink on the job!!
←Rate | 05-18-2013 20:29 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon We all should pee slow and sporadic tonight in honor of Dick Trickle.... RIP
←Rate | 05-17-2013 01:41 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you had told me 30 years ago that I'd be talking to strangers on the Internet all day, I woulda told you to shut up and pack another bowl....
←Rate | 05-16-2013 22:22 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking: President Obama says his favorite musical group is Scandal
←Rate | 05-16-2013 12:26 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want you all to know, if I win the Powerball tonight.... I'm still going to show up to Facebook tomorrow.
←Rate | 05-15-2013 18:11 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Angelina Jolie getting a double mastectomy to reduce the risk of breast cancer is like me cutting my junk off because I might bet blue balls
←Rate | 05-15-2013 06:22 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Summary: IRS sorry about abusing govt power, now register your guns you paranoid freaks.
←Rate | 05-10-2013 15:00 by sully Comments (1)  


   messageicon FYI - Police say Boston Marathon bomber has been buried in undisclosed location. Hopefully wrapped in bacon with a Bible on his chest...
←Rate | 05-09-2013 10:49 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I say we bury Boston bomber, Tamerlan Tsarnaev's body at Westboro Baptist Church....
←Rate | 05-06-2013 12:50 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I came out of the closet while getting dressed this morning, yet, no news story....
←Rate | 05-01-2013 09:56 by SULLY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Somewhere, skeletons and secret gays are fighting over closet space...
←Rate | 04-30-2013 15:34 by SULLY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just saw a sign for a suicide helpline on the back of a bus. Wouldn't it be a lot more helpful if it was on the front?
←Rate | 04-24-2013 16:07 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Okay, Earth Day is over, we can start f**king up the planet again........
←Rate | 04-23-2013 08:53 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon FYI - All backpacks are suspicious. Carry your $hit in your hands...
←Rate | 04-19-2013 10:18 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon And there are some that say I don't need an AR-15 and 30 round mags. Yeah right....
←Rate | 04-19-2013 07:12 by sully Comments (1)  


   messageicon My brain during the day: I need a nap.... My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here & allowed us to sustain human life....
←Rate | 04-18-2013 13:36 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd like to Jack Bauer this alleged Saudi suspect....
←Rate | 04-15-2013 20:29 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe we should just crop dust North Korea with Chronic Smoke! Just calm that whole area down a bit! I'm sure Colorado could support the mission......
←Rate | 04-05-2013 21:07 by sully Comments (0)  




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