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   messageicon Sees you just vacuumed the floor. Opens up a Nature Valley bar.
←Rate | 08-29-2012 15:03 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon I plan on getting "sidewalk nap" drunk tonight.
←Rate | 08-29-2012 02:40 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Food stamps are the new “Hey, I finished SOME community college.”
←Rate | 08-27-2012 00:32 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon You can stop lifting weights now; it's actually your personality that nobody likes.
←Rate | 08-27-2012 00:17 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Flip flops are fun because every time you take a step it's like a high-five for your feet.
←Rate | 08-26-2012 16:10 by Fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Pretty sure I know what my GF is getting me for Christmas. When I guessed, "a threesome?" she got all angry like I'd ruined the surprise.
←Rate | 08-23-2012 11:47 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon If a car in front of me is driving slow, I move to the side a little so the cars behind me can see I'm not causing the traffic
←Rate | 08-21-2012 23:42 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Might have to break down and start wearing condoms. My crabs were just diagnosed with herpes.
←Rate | 08-20-2012 23:22 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why dont you ever see people standing on corners holding homeless signs when its raining out.....Cause them muther fckers are at home
←Rate | 08-18-2012 00:09 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Mary Jane is the only woman that won't complain when you hit her.
←Rate | 08-13-2012 11:13 by Fadolo Comments (1)  

   messageicon "the govt doesn't want you to use YOUR drugs, they want you to use THEIR drugs
←Rate | 08-02-2012 22:12 by Fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon In sta gram was much more exciting when I thought it was a fast c0caine service.
←Rate | 07-30-2012 11:37 by Fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Whte Kid: SHUT UP MOM!!! Mom: *Shuts Up* Blck Kid: SHUT UP MOM! *Wakes up* Where am I? Doctor: Intensive care. O.O
←Rate | 07-28-2012 18:42 by fadolo Comments (1)  

   messageicon Girls who say, "a lot of guys are after me", should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
←Rate | 07-27-2012 20:08 by Fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you have to give me CPR and your breath stinks just let me die.
←Rate | 07-25-2012 15:22 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Shout out to all the girls who's tittiez look like they have been left in water too long
←Rate | 07-25-2012 15:19 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Everyday I'm buffering" – Youtube
←Rate | 07-22-2012 00:32 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Shout out to all the girls who know how to arch that back right when you giving her back shots
←Rate | 07-22-2012 00:20 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you're not still a little drunk on Monday morning I'm not buying your good weekend story.
←Rate | 07-16-2012 11:30 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon I clapped because it finished, not because I liked it.
←Rate | 07-14-2012 19:50 by fadolo Comments (0)  

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