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   messageicon on the limits of not going so well
←Rate | 04-09-2009 19:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon was denied adoption of a baby boy from Malawi =(
←Rate | 04-09-2009 18:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!
←Rate | 04-09-2009 18:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just plain lucky *
←Rate | 04-09-2009 18:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon says, "If you want something in life, you have to work hard for it... Now shut up! They're about to announce the winning lottery numbers!"
←Rate | 04-08-2009 06:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon has learned a lot from dogs: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down (I've really only applied the last to my life, however)
←Rate | 04-07-2009 14:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon taking the "What color are you?" quiz and the result is: Who gives a Toss!!!!
←Rate | 04-07-2009 07:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ROTFLMAOASTC
←Rate | 04-06-2009 10:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon would give her right arm to be ambidextrous
←Rate | 04-05-2009 20:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon has found her favorite machine at the gym it's the vending machine!
←Rate | 04-05-2009 20:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon a serial status changer....
←Rate | 04-05-2009 20:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon now available with a bonus DVD; containing deleted scenes and 2 theatrical trailers
←Rate | 04-05-2009 05:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon trying to wipe with plastic wrap.
←Rate | 04-04-2009 21:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Love Life is currently like NCAA mens Basketball, Its down to the FINAL FOUR! But My Wife has the homecourt Advantage!
←Rate | 04-04-2009 07:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon compulsively obsessed with OCD
←Rate | 04-03-2009 19:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if nothing goes right.... go left!
←Rate | 04-03-2009 19:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon doesn't make mistakes, she dates them
←Rate | 04-02-2009 20:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon amazed at the alarming drop-out rate of sky diving classes
←Rate | 04-02-2009 17:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon may contain nuts.
←Rate | 04-02-2009 04:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon not FDA approved yet
←Rate | 04-01-2009 23:06 Comments (0)  




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