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   messageicon I hate mosquitoes, they're like nature's version of a Jehovah's Witness..........
←Rate | 06-24-2012 12:41 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its Soo Hot....The Jehovah Witnesses ain't even out today.
←Rate | 06-30-2012 14:52 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pretty sure the founders didn't intend for the 4th of July to be on a Wednesday.Thanks a lot Obama.........
←Rate | 07-03-2012 16:32 by sully Comments (3)  


   messageicon I'm convinced these mosquitoes are on bath salts.....
←Rate | 07-04-2012 07:51 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Obama had a son he would be unemployed........
←Rate | 07-06-2012 10:11 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING: Penn State to keep Paterno statue, but plan to move it into the showers....Or something like that?
←Rate | 07-13-2012 19:36 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow, that's a nice looking pair of crocs!" - Said by no one. Ever.
←Rate | 07-14-2012 21:55 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Watching "Hitler's Hemorrhoids" on the Military channel......
←Rate | 07-14-2012 22:19 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanks to '50 Shades of Grey', my wife's Kindle now smells like 50 cans of tuna.
←Rate | 07-15-2012 12:08 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon The cats puke looks pretty much exactly like normal cat food. I wonder if they would notice if I just put it back in their bowl?
←Rate | 07-18-2012 14:32 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon The NCAA should allow Penn State to continue playing football, but their scores shouldn't be reported for 15 years.
←Rate | 07-22-2012 12:47 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I hear one more foreigner accusing us of having a "culture of violence" I'm gonna blow their brains out.
←Rate | 07-22-2012 19:06 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Between James Holmes, the Penn State case, and the Penn State fans... there's just a lot of sick people in the world. Trust no one!!
←Rate | 07-23-2012 12:30 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon It would be cool if Chick-Fil-A replaced the muppet toys with boy scout action figures.......
←Rate | 07-25-2012 16:04 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm starting to get a wee bit tired of these retro ecards. I prefer reading status's in 3D, real time....
←Rate | 07-27-2012 08:34 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today I will celebrate the opening of the Olympic games with my own feat of endurance: sitting at my desk all day...
←Rate | 07-27-2012 11:11 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every morning you have two choices: be productive and really shine, OR pour some coffee, log inn and start posting. Hello, darlings.
←Rate | 07-30-2012 01:34 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon In honor of Michael Phelps 4th place finish, I'm firing up the bong.......
←Rate | 07-30-2012 01:34 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Silver for Phelps : ( Someone should have taped a blunt to the other end of the pool, then he would have won the gold.
←Rate | 08-01-2012 01:40 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon This leftist boycott of Chick FiL A is the first actual economic stimulus of the Obama era........
←Rate | 08-01-2012 15:43 by sully Comments (0)  




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