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   messageicon at the beginning of spongebob the captain guy says "i cant hear you"...the Verizon guy keeps saying "can you hear me now?"....i wonder if the 2 are on the phone together
←Rate | 02-24-2012 22:29 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon when a kid says a cussword some parents & babysitters will wash their mouth out with soap....if you type a cussword does that mean you should wash ur hands?
←Rate | 02-25-2012 07:55 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know gas prices are high when they stop the NASCAR race & are waiting for the price to go down before they restart the race
←Rate | 02-28-2012 16:39 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i'd like to get a job at the phone company. they get to choose the phone numbers ppl get. if an ex comes in, give her a number with the last 4 digits spelling WIDE or UGLY & let her be stuck with that number
←Rate | 02-29-2012 02:07 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon no more monkeying around for Davy Jones
←Rate | 02-29-2012 21:53 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon today is hump day & leap day...this will be tricky
←Rate | 02-29-2012 21:56 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon just thought of a good prank...if closterphobic friend passes out drunk & about to awaken slip a bag over their head 9with breathing holes) & watch the fun happen when they realize where they are
←Rate | 03-01-2012 15:51 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon dyslexic people are weird. they pray to a dog
←Rate | 03-03-2012 15:37 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon disney has women looking for their handsome prince. dreamworks is more accurate with the ugly ogre
←Rate | 03-06-2012 05:38 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon conficious says it takes many nails to build a crib but only 1 SCREW to fill it
←Rate | 03-06-2012 05:38 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon TGIF....this gas is free (neighbor doesnt use locking gas cap
←Rate | 03-09-2012 03:07 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was right, I could get it changed into pennies & swim around in it like Scrooge McDuck
←Rate | 03-17-2012 01:16 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon remember people...st patricks day means to wear green clothing....not to drink till you turn green in the face. dont go out drinking too much tonight
←Rate | 03-17-2012 23:07 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon when you go to the doctor & he wants to shake your hand, do you wonder what he did to his last patient with that hand & if he washed it before shaking yours?
←Rate | 03-19-2012 04:23 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon personal security/ bodyguard is just a paid stalker
←Rate | 03-22-2012 00:20 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if he dont get called "gay" enough (even though I'm sure he isnt) Beiber makes a song & decides to call it "Boyfriend".....way to stop the jokes & rumors
←Rate | 03-25-2012 08:10 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon has anyone seen Steven Tyler lately?...that dude really does look like a lady
←Rate | 03-28-2012 19:23 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon good joke today...single people change ur realtionship status to "in a relation". when friends ask who it is say "april....April Fools"
←Rate | 04-01-2012 04:58 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon went to doctor yesterday. the nurse had to stick me with the needle 5 times...with that much poking was they being a nurse or a facebook friend?
←Rate | 04-03-2012 18:18 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon people say "when pigs fly" but dont police have police helicopters...pigs are already flying
←Rate | 04-07-2012 18:08 by Eddy Comments (0)  



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