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   messageicon my ex was so fat she used to but her belt on with a boomerrang
←Rate | 02-20-2012 21:42 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon happy birthday to all those born today in 1928...celebrating their 21st birthday
←Rate | 02-29-2012 20:30 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Watching Linda Barrett exit the pool for the 1363rd time...Doesn't anybody knock anymore!!!
←Rate | 03-10-2012 14:17 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon feeling a little under the weather...I wonder if there is anything on TV tomorrow if I have to miss work
←Rate | 03-14-2012 17:19 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes the problem with reality is the lack of background music.
←Rate | 03-20-2012 20:34 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon A synonym is a word you use when you can't remember how to spell the other word.
←Rate | 03-20-2012 20:36 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bubba Watson looks like Latka from the TV show Taxi
←Rate | 04-08-2012 19:24 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon would like to thank all the micro-brewerys out there for making my alcoholism appear to be no more than a fun hobby
←Rate | 05-02-2012 22:15 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon RIP MCA...my generation will be forever in debt for the way you fought for our right to party...
←Rate | 05-04-2012 15:46 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon looks like God was look look lookin at his Gucci and decided it was about that time
←Rate | 05-04-2012 15:48 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife says I look tough with my headphones on...she doesnt need to know I am listening to Annie
←Rate | 05-09-2012 19:42 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's time to go to bed when there is no more beer!!! I think Ben Franklin said this
←Rate | 06-07-2012 22:42 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon in just 9 months we will be witness to a population boom known as Shades of Grey Babies
←Rate | 06-13-2012 23:04 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Magic Mike has the makings to be this generations Show Girls...just sayin
←Rate | 06-30-2012 13:37 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Amazing Spiderman was good but they didn't cover the part in his life where he co-founded Facebook...I assume that will be in the sequel...
←Rate | 07-04-2012 11:12 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wit is far more often a shield than a lance
←Rate | 07-13-2012 16:35 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Am I the only one who thinks McDonald's should only get their beef from Macau?
←Rate | 07-13-2012 16:36 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon The main difference between fiction and reality, is that fiction has to make sense.
←Rate | 07-13-2012 16:38 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Warning – Dates in calendars are much closer than they appear.
←Rate | 07-13-2012 16:38 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did anyone else leave the new Dark Knight movie looking forward more to the next Anne Hathaway movie than another sub par attempt at the Dark Knight
←Rate | 07-26-2012 20:07 by migasjoe Comments (0)  




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