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   messageicon Whoever blew bubbles as a kid , he is back in town looking for you!
←Rate | 12-30-2015 21:52 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Even my dinner tasted like Monday
←Rate | 01-04-2016 21:04 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon I THINK 50 shades of grey is our weather forecast!!!!
←Rate | 01-16-2016 13:30 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon i am taking the pit bull and the points in the puppy bowl
←Rate | 02-03-2016 20:48 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes the wine glass is just a waste of time
←Rate | 02-25-2016 19:55 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Due to the election I may start a moving co.
←Rate | 11-06-2016 21:51 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon voting this year is like picking out what STD do you want!!!!!!! you know is going to burn!
←Rate | 11-07-2016 17:32 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon OK WHO NEEDS MOVING BOXES?
←Rate | 11-09-2016 17:45 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon DO YOU THINK BILL CLINTON HAS BEEN HIDING FROM HIS WIFE ALL DAY!
←Rate | 11-09-2016 17:48 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Named my daughter after my mother in law. In fact, Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 5 tomorrow
←Rate | 12-06-2016 19:34 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon I AM SO READY TO KISS 2016 GOODBYE!
←Rate | 12-17-2016 18:29 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon i have been upgraded to Santas naughty list Platinum member
←Rate | 12-18-2016 14:55 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE 2 GUYS THAT STOLE A CALENDER ? THEY BOTH GOT 6 MONTHS!!!
←Rate | 01-06-2017 20:46 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon i am starting a go-fund-me page to gave a giraffe a c-section
←Rate | 04-02-2017 22:04 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Man I am beat! Feel like I just flew on United
←Rate | 04-16-2017 09:39 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon ever look at somebodys feet and there toes look like Fritoes
←Rate | 04-17-2017 20:48 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon i put my phone on plane mode and then it kicked my ass!
←Rate | 04-25-2017 21:50 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon I HAVE SEEN MORE of tiger woods on facebook today than him on the pga tour in years
←Rate | 05-29-2017 16:21 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  



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