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   messageicon Ladies. dont jump to conclusions that your boyfriend is cheating just because he never wants you to look at his phone. Its probably just full of porn
←Rate | 02-24-2012 18:49 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon A womans anger is like a check engine light..there is no way to figure out why it came on so just ignore it and hope it goes away....
←Rate | 08-26-2012 11:05 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I had a time machine, I'd just keep going back every 8-9 hours so I could sleep more.
←Rate | 02-21-2013 04:25 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon As a kid, I thought convention delegates were just sign-waving idiots in silly hats & pins, but as an adult, I see I was a perceptive kid.
←Rate | 09-08-2012 07:58 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon It would be easier to keep my New Year's resolution to accept and forgive people if they'd stop being the same jacka$$es they were last year.
←Rate | 01-15-2012 16:54 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember when waking up early on Saturday mornings involved cartoons and not untagging photos on Facebook?
←Rate | 04-19-2013 06:11 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Waiting for the day when a girl finally says that I'm "the one," but isn't talking to a police officer.
←Rate | 03-25-2012 08:59 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail.
←Rate | 01-03-2012 04:50 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't believe our parents used to have to sit & wait for someone to develop their film before they could show off pictures of their food.
←Rate | 10-10-2012 05:20 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when people call me as I'm about to use my phone and I accidentally answer it.
←Rate | 01-28-2012 14:26 by hihuggiehi Comments (2)  


   messageicon A bipolar police officer would be awesome at playing good cop, bad cop.
←Rate | 03-01-2012 20:06 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Meeting a blind date at Starbucks. She said shell be wearing Uggs, a NorthFace Jacket, and yoga pants. I got her narrowed down to 47 girls.
←Rate | 04-25-2013 05:23 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had to take back my OJ Simpson Halloween costume because the glove didn't fit.
←Rate | 10-06-2012 05:37 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're in line, and the person in front of you doesn't notice the line moving, how soon can you shove them before it's considered rude?
←Rate | 09-26-2012 04:24 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon The adult version of Operation is trying not to break a tortilla chip while dipping it into a jar of salsa.
←Rate | 01-04-2012 05:03 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I play a fighting game, I press random buttons and hope for the best.
←Rate | 01-08-2012 08:07 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want whatever drugs make sign twirlers tolerate their jobs for more than 9 seconds.
←Rate | 02-26-2012 11:34 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is the kind of day where I shouldn't leave the house unless I have Yoshi and like three extra lives.
←Rate | 09-08-2012 07:53 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I found Samuel L. Jackson's swear jar and I don't think he's being completely honest with himself.
←Rate | 09-30-2012 04:58 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not saying you're easy, but when I look up something to do in your town it gives me your address.
←Rate | 12-26-2011 08:00 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  



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