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   messageicon Dude fell at Walgreen's & my CPR training instantly kicked in! Had to hit him with the AED (defibrillator) like three times though, because he kept resisting.........
←Rate | 06-21-2012 14:30 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friday the 13th might be an unlucky day, but when you live in the land of bacon, badasses and bald eagles, every day is a lucky day....... ‪#‎America‬
←Rate | 03-13-2015 09:57 by sully Comments (1)  


   messageicon Regardless of your views, you gotta' agree today is a bad day to be a chicken in America
←Rate | 08-01-2012 20:31 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Watching hurricane reporter standing in the surf. The weirdness in me is waiting for a shark to get him. Sorry.......
←Rate | 08-27-2011 13:05 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Damn it!! I wish I had some fireworks for the government shutdown tonight.....
←Rate | 09-30-2013 20:15 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon SAFETY REMINDER: If you encounter an NFL Running Back this weekend, Keep your distance and do NOT approach them....
←Rate | 09-13-2014 12:21 by SULLY Comments (0)  


   messageicon In honor of Michael Phelps 4th place finish, I'm firing up the bong.......
←Rate | 07-30-2012 01:34 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't blame Congressman Weiner. He was hacked by his evil twin Oscar Meyer.....
←Rate | 06-02-2011 11:02 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow. The people of Egypt are really going nuts over this Zimmerman trial..
←Rate | 07-02-2013 17:22 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd never miss my imaginary girlfriend's funeral. Just saying....
←Rate | 01-17-2013 08:03 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fonzie never wore a safety harness jumping the 14 garbage cans in front of Arnold's or jumping the shark tank. Don't be a Potsie Wallenda, ditch the harness..
←Rate | 06-15-2012 18:53 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say drinking a beer and smoking a cigarette takes 6 minutes off your life. By my calculations I died in 1985...... Cheers!!
←Rate | 10-19-2013 16:22 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon FYI - If any kids are interested in harassing me on a school bus, or anywhere else for that matter..... I am available. I could use a nice $500,000 long vacation. I'm just saying
←Rate | 06-22-2012 10:36 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon FYI - All backpacks are suspicious. Carry your $hit in your hands...
←Rate | 04-19-2013 10:18 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've a bottle of Champagne chilling for election night. If Romney wins I'll drink a glass. If Obama wins I'll drink the whole thing then start on whiskey....
←Rate | 11-05-2012 20:17 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I win Power Ball tonight....I'll spend the rest of my life in my whitie tighties judging people on the internet. So basically same thing just $550 million richer.
←Rate | 11-28-2012 12:41 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can someone ask Al Gore how early Biden should show up at the VP debate? The altitude is 984 feet....I'm concerned
←Rate | 10-05-2012 02:38 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon If global warming gets any worse we're all going to freeze to death!
←Rate | 02-19-2015 18:49 by Sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Weiner's next press conference should be in a Brett Favre jersey....
←Rate | 06-08-2011 15:30 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Holly sh*t!! Thankfully I did not invest in the stock market. I took the $2.47 I made last week and invested it all in candy.........
←Rate | 08-10-2011 17:30 by sully Comments (0)  



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