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   messageicon I like to go to Best Buy and drink a cup of coffee in front of the Geek Squad guys then hand them my empty cup and tell them I successfully installed Java....they hate me
←Rate | 10-24-2012 04:53 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail.
←Rate | 01-03-2012 04:50 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't believe our parents used to have to sit & wait for someone to develop their film before they could show off pictures of their food.
←Rate | 10-10-2012 05:20 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when people call me as I'm about to use my phone and I accidentally answer it.
←Rate | 01-28-2012 14:26 by hihuggiehi Comments (2)  


   messageicon Meeting a blind date at Starbucks. She said shell be wearing Uggs, a NorthFace Jacket, and yoga pants. I got her narrowed down to 47 girls.
←Rate | 04-25-2013 05:23 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon A bipolar police officer would be awesome at playing good cop, bad cop.
←Rate | 03-01-2012 20:06 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon My kindle fire reads "50 shades of grey" to me. Its like having an obscene phonecall from Steven Hawking.
←Rate | 09-08-2012 07:57 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon We all have chapters, in our lives, we don't want published. Be reminded though that it's those chapters which make the book worth reading.
←Rate | 01-14-2012 08:04 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Putting $10,000 worth of speakers into a $5000 car is a sure way of never climbing out of your social class
←Rate | 06-06-2013 14:04 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was just brushing my teeth and putting on deodorant when out of nowhere I hear "you're gonna have to pay for that"...this walmart sucks!
←Rate | 09-01-2012 14:33 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're in line, and the person in front of you doesn't notice the line moving, how soon can you shove them before it's considered rude?
←Rate | 09-26-2012 04:24 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon The adult version of Operation is trying not to break a tortilla chip while dipping it into a jar of salsa.
←Rate | 01-04-2012 05:03 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the breakfast club took place now, all those kids would just silently texting about their crappy Saturday and never make friends with each other
←Rate | 04-25-2013 05:22 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I play a fighting game, I press random buttons and hope for the best.
←Rate | 01-08-2012 08:07 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want whatever drugs make sign twirlers tolerate their jobs for more than 9 seconds.
←Rate | 02-26-2012 11:34 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is the kind of day where I shouldn't leave the house unless I have Yoshi and like three extra lives.
←Rate | 09-08-2012 07:53 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I found Samuel L. Jackson's swear jar and I don't think he's being completely honest with himself.
←Rate | 09-30-2012 04:58 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not saying you're easy, but when I look up something to do in your town it gives me your address.
←Rate | 12-26-2011 08:00 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone at this Walgreens is acting like I'm the only person to ever scream out their safe word while getting a flu shot.
←Rate | 09-28-2012 05:08 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Only dead fish swim with the stream.
←Rate | 10-07-2012 08:59 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  




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