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   messageicon I'm no grammar Nazi, but I hate when a girl's period comes late
←Rate | 09-16-2012 14:51 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon my mature level IS , I still giggle when singing about nuts in christmas carols
←Rate | 12-22-2014 19:54 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon if someone threw a rock and knocked me off my donkey, would I be stoned off my ass?
←Rate | 11-13-2013 17:45 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am not joking who ever pissed off mother nature Stop!
←Rate | 01-24-2014 21:13 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whoever blew bubbles as a kid , he is back in town looking for you!
←Rate | 12-30-2015 21:52 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon i am the guy in the middle in the kmart joe boxer ad!
←Rate | 12-17-2013 21:12 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon 3 Year Old: Mommy, was daddy ever inside you like I was? Wife: Yes. But only for a minute... two tops. Me: ...
←Rate | 12-16-2011 02:19 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon i think this world wide web thing has ran is course!
←Rate | 09-18-2013 18:54 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon ever look at somebodys feet and there toes look like Fritoes
←Rate | 04-17-2017 20:48 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon voting this year is like picking out what STD do you want!!!!!!! you know is going to burn!
←Rate | 11-07-2016 17:32 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon pulled my groin playing reindeer games!
←Rate | 12-06-2015 16:17 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon CAN I JUST GET A DAMM CUP OF COFFEE?
←Rate | 11-10-2015 22:44 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon she said she was getting close to 40 and I ask from what side?
←Rate | 01-23-2014 19:07 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon do the indianapolis colts play at home this week? anybody?
←Rate | 10-18-2013 22:34 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon that was good I walked into walmart and walkout pissed off and a headache in under 2 mins. is it wrong to want to flip off the golden girl at the front door when she says have a nice day
←Rate | 10-22-2012 16:07 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon OK WHERE CAN I EAT AT AND NOT PISS EVERYBODY OFF?
←Rate | 11-10-2015 22:42 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon ever have a large lunch and go up a cup size?
←Rate | 11-23-2015 17:37 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon you have 1 more see whats left,been damaged, left for dead, returned already what the heck is that? shopping day left!
←Rate | 12-23-2013 22:33 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


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