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   messageicon My 2yo is super bossy. He is telling everyone what to do. Oh I gotta go he said I have to get off the computer...
←Rate | 07-12-2013 00:23 by eengrms Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Hell does exist, there are so many brilliant scientists in there it is probably air-conditioned by now...
←Rate | 09-27-2015 11:12 by eengrms Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men are problem solvers, women are problem creators...
←Rate | 09-01-2015 12:01 by eengrms Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tropical storm Bill sucked so bad they've officially renamed it Tropical Storm Monica...
←Rate | 06-17-2015 20:17 by eengrms Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know I should be sad and worried about Trump but I confess I am surprised and delighted in this country's capacity to keep a joke going...
←Rate | 07-27-2015 12:11 by eengrms Comments (0)  


   messageicon At least now I know the real reason why I've never been asked to play on a professional volleyball team...
←Rate | 07-28-2014 14:24 by eengrms Comments (0)  


   messageicon This time can Ben Affleck stay behind instead so we can find a suitable Batman?
←Rate | 11-14-2014 00:00 by eengrms Comments (0)  


   messageicon The American dream I’m chasing is where the entire pizza is just a spiral of stuffed crust...
←Rate | 04-23-2016 22:37 by eengrms Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump should really try harder to get his message out to the younger generations, especially since one of them will eventually be his fourth wife...
←Rate | 10-21-2016 11:58 by eengrms Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just saw a guy sitting with a Blackberry and a newspaper. I think he was waiting for a horse...
←Rate | 11-04-2014 09:56 by eengrms Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you take all the veins out of a person and lay them end to end that person will die...
←Rate | 02-17-2014 18:24 by eengrms Comments (0)  


   messageicon So North Korea only has 28 websites. Well we just have Facebook. Wait you mean there are more?
←Rate | 09-21-2016 16:54 by eengrms Comments (0)  


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