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   messageicon I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:00 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dick Cheney underwent a heart transplant operation??? Wow! That proves he did have heart in the first place...
←Rate | 03-25-2012 11:54 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:07 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:02 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you invite a girl over to "watch a movie, have some drinks, talk" and actually watch a movie, chat and drink, then you're a failure as a man…
←Rate | 01-13-2015 05:26 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:03 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Prada, Gucci, Burberry, Zegna, Dior, etc… started to make weapons there would be no wars…. No wars at all, cause no one in the third world could afford to start a war! Problem solved!
←Rate | 09-05-2012 06:34 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Feeling sad and depressed? Are you anxious? Worried about the future? Feeling isolated and alone? You might be suffering from CAPITALISM! ***Symptoms: poverty, fear, cultural decay, loss of identity, loss of free speech, violent and revolutionary thoughts
←Rate | 01-31-2013 12:04 by XXX-FUXY Comments (2)  


   messageicon Seeking a meaningful, romantic and deep overnight relationship... PM inbox for details... P.S. With Gas price at $4.25 a gallon, I'm not coming over "just to chill"
←Rate | 04-10-2012 07:03 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mike: My son is very well behaved. Walter: How can you say that? Wasn't he arrested and imprisoned for 5 years??? Mike: Yes, but he got out after 2 years for good behavior inside the jail…
←Rate | 04-22-2012 17:10 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't come to my door wanting to talk about Jehova sh*t... I don't come to your door wanting to talk about Bernie Sanders do I?
←Rate | 03-11-2016 05:00 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon When poverty comes in at the door, love flies out of the window.
←Rate | 10-30-2015 06:47 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow Justin Bieber still well and alive... Only in US and God Bless America! In most of countries, guys like him don't get to make it to sweet 16...
←Rate | 03-09-2012 18:44 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


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