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   messageicon Camping? Yeah right. My idea of roughing it, is a night at Motel 6 with Basic Cable.
←Rate | 11-12-2011 08:24 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon How many women with PMS does it take to change a lightbulb? Seven. Why? COS IT JUST DOES OKAY......!!!!!!!!
←Rate | 09-22-2011 10:08 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon McDonald's is down to their last pound of ground beef. That should be good for another million burgers.
←Rate | 10-09-2011 08:23 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon Buckwheat Word Of The Day: Dictate "I aks Darla wen she give me a bIow job how my dictate."
←Rate | 10-12-2011 18:41 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when you friend request a hot chick, then they add you and you're going thru their pics only to find out they look like Rosie O'Donnell at 75 years old coming off a thirty day drinking binge.
←Rate | 11-01-2011 11:56 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Rock, Therefore I Am. I'm Stoned, Therefore I Have the Munchies.
←Rate | 08-27-2011 10:13 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Obamas are on vacation. Someone send a cop car by the White House to make sure Biden wasn't left home alone.
←Rate | 10-19-2011 05:25 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon The day before the annual Gregorian calendar re-set. Here's where I get all sappy and tell my pals how much they rock. You guys are the best. Happy New Year!
←Rate | 12-31-2011 09:32 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon How do you make Holy Water? You boil the hell out of it.
←Rate | 09-06-2011 09:39 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some guy is yelling, "Man, I'm fu*kin' such an idiot!" I said, "That's poor grammar, you should say, "Man, I'm such a fu*kin' idiot." He goes, "Naw man, I mean I'm having sex with someone with an IQ of 25 or lower."
←Rate | 12-16-2011 07:08 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon I donated my body to science....fiction.
←Rate | 11-06-2011 08:19 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good thing these facebook pokes are cyber based. If they were real and unprotected, I wouldn't have a family, I'd have a city.
←Rate | 08-14-2011 19:56 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon Patients To An Indifferent Medical Staff At A Penile Implant Clinic: "Can't we all just get a long?"
←Rate | 01-04-2012 09:03 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon Baskin-Robbins just sent a memo to Rosie O'Donnell-"Thanks to you, we're down to only 5 flavors!"
←Rate | 09-06-2011 07:57 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon What has 50 legs and smells like urine? The Conga line at the nursing home's "Annual Harvest Moon Dance".
←Rate | 09-29-2011 20:56 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon What are those small bumps around a woman's nipples? They are Braille for "s*ck here."
←Rate | 09-24-2011 10:13 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon Camping? You want me to go camping? Listen...My idea of "roughing it" is a night at Motel 6 with no cable. ng it
←Rate | 08-06-2011 16:35 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon Okay. They really should change the name of Judge Judy's show to: "Evidence, Shmevidence. He Just LOOKS Guilty!"
←Rate | 08-18-2011 03:46 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sex is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope you don't multiply!
←Rate | 10-06-2011 05:36 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just made instant coffee in the microwave. I went back in time.
←Rate | 07-15-2011 09:00 by Mick F Comments (0)  



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