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   messageicon This Jack Daniels tastes a little bit like I'm not going to work tomorrow.
←Rate | 08-23-2011 14:16 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon If good things come to those who wait, then I must have something ridiculously amazing coming!
←Rate | 04-11-2011 15:44 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're a millionaire and you don't have trampoline floors or a giant slide that goes from your bed to an olympic sized indoor pool, then you should just give me all of your money because you're wasting it.
←Rate | 01-07-2011 08:21 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the Zombie Apocolypse doesn't start out like the dance portion of the Thriller video I'm going to be pissed...........
←Rate | 06-02-2012 21:01 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes and thought, "Wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized I just watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes...
←Rate | 04-20-2011 17:12 by Marshall the Great Comments (2)  


   messageicon I wonder how old Jenna Jameson's twin sons will be when they realize they weren't the first two guys to be in their mom at the same time.
←Rate | 09-07-2011 14:48 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you're in the wrong part of town, when you start seeing pay phones...
←Rate | 06-01-2011 12:40 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got a mosquito bite last night... Bet that little guy is pretty hungover today.
←Rate | 06-26-2010 12:28 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Almost a billion dollars have been spent on campaign ads so far. It's a good thing our schools and economy are in great shape or I'd be mad.
←Rate | 10-24-2012 14:51 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have learned one thing since joining Facebook - I'm not nearly as messed up as I thought I was.
←Rate | 08-28-2011 13:51 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "What's wrong?" is inversely proportional to the severity of the sh!tstorm that's coming.
←Rate | 05-18-2011 17:15 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook should allow you to automatically de-friend your ex from all of your friends.
←Rate | 04-20-2011 17:13 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like to keep a picture of myself in my wallet so when people show me pictures of their kids I can show them a pic of me not giving a sh!t.
←Rate | 09-06-2011 15:11 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder what would happen if I walked through Sea World with a fishing pole.
←Rate | 04-21-2010 20:16 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can't make the same mistake twice. The second time you make it, it's no longer a mistake. It's a choice.
←Rate | 04-19-2011 22:17 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not sayin you are stupid, I just said that you have bad luck when you're thinking.
←Rate | 06-05-2011 17:38 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon At the beginning of a relationship, I wonder if women rub their hands together and say "Let the games begin!"
←Rate | 01-20-2011 17:16 by Marshall the Great Comments (3)  


   messageicon Dear Facebook friend, I was so super excited to read your post about you having pork chops for dinner. It was almost as captivating as your story about taking your grandmother to the grocery store. Where do you come up with this stuff???
←Rate | 10-17-2011 12:52 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good thing I got this degree, just in case this unemployment thing doesn't work out.
←Rate | 10-13-2011 13:19 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook is like a nude beach. Everybody lets everything hang out, a lot of which you really don't want to see.
←Rate | 05-23-2011 13:29 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


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