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   messageicon When you love someone truly and unconditionally, age, distance, bank balance, height or weight is just a damn number.
←Rate | 05-06-2011 02:46 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon At least this apocalypse and rapture debacle has conclusively proven one significant fact: We are not alone! We have idiots living among us!
←Rate | 05-22-2011 05:38 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  

   messageicon Oh, let's play that love game where you ignore me constantly and it kills me inside, then I start ignoring you too and it gets your attention!
←Rate | 09-24-2012 13:40 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon If coffee or booze can't fix it, then it's a serious problem.
←Rate | 06-01-2012 13:44 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon The best time to give kids advice is when they're still young enough to believe you.
←Rate | 05-05-2012 11:38 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon The best part about working from home is the alcohol.
←Rate | 12-21-2012 08:12 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon Let everyone know what is on your mind, but let only a few know what is in your heart.
←Rate | 08-16-2011 12:51 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sometimes people don't notice or appreciate the things we do for them, until we stop doing it. The they are like, “Why don't you stalk me anymore”
←Rate | 07-07-2011 02:19 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  

   messageicon No thanks, Inspirational guy, but I am only on Facebook for the jokes and the meltdowns.
←Rate | 12-23-2012 10:56 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon My life is a constant panic attack occasionally interrupted by a nap
←Rate | 01-05-2013 05:30 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon Weekends are like an ORGASM: It takes a lot to get there and when you finally do, it's over in no time!
←Rate | 03-18-2012 14:00 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon Too many people complain about their looks, but not nearly enough complain about their brains.
←Rate | 11-03-2011 11:52 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you really want something, you will find a way. If you don't, you will find an excuse.
←Rate | 05-09-2011 08:07 by KIsstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon A relationship that’s needs to be validated and reinforced by being constantly paraded on Facebook for the whole world to see is a desperate relationship that will not last.
←Rate | 04-13-2013 12:09 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dracula had impeccable hair for a guy who couldn't see himself in a mirror.
←Rate | 02-28-2013 08:04 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon TWILIGHT: Taking the 'N' out of "Vampire Fangs", since 2007!
←Rate | 03-02-2012 14:33 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon I just saw a baby with a t-shirt that said, "I'm what happened in Vegas!”
←Rate | 08-05-2011 03:06 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  

   messageicon Finally...a woman who can make me smile without taking her clothes off.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 11:21 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's 2012. How come some restaurants haven't figured out how to split checks? Nobody wants to take a math test after they eat.
←Rate | 01-26-2012 14:17 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon Someone please tell Facebook that all relationships are complicated.
←Rate | 03-02-2013 07:04 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

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