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   messageicon Why raise your middle finger to a hater when you can break their jaw?!
←Rate | 02-03-2013 15:32 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women, they always want what they can't have!
←Rate | 06-03-2012 16:54 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon No matter how busy you get, never forget the importance of family
←Rate | 01-08-2013 16:21 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Too many snakes and not enough ladders these days
←Rate | 02-06-2014 17:06 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon This Year I'm going to spend Valentine's day with my ex...... Box One
←Rate | 02-04-2014 14:44 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon That one password you use for everything and if anyone ever figured it out they could single-handedly ruin your entire life.
←Rate | 11-12-2013 16:07 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you can't be there for her tears, then don't expect to be around when other parts of her start gushing either...
←Rate | 08-21-2012 15:39 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon My iPhone is like a time machine. I go to spend a couple of minutes on Twitter and Facebook and suddenly it's an hour later
←Rate | 11-17-2013 18:34 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls that text "kk" instead of "ok" are only like 3 bananas away from burning a cross in somebody's front yard
←Rate | 06-18-2013 15:27 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm playing the Titanic drinking game. Every time you see someone dead you have a shot of vodka!
←Rate | 09-30-2012 15:57 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I nearly had a threesome tonight. All I needed was two more people
←Rate | 11-12-2013 15:50 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Have you ever pushed a door that said pull?
←Rate | 06-20-2012 13:54 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tampons are in the right place, at the wrong time.
←Rate | 09-22-2012 15:38 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If she gets up and goes and makes you a sandwich after sex. You're not doing it right
←Rate | 10-29-2013 16:00 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon One day there's gonna be a huge memorial dedicated to the people who sacrificed their lives to sit at a computer for the majority of their existence
←Rate | 10-30-2013 19:20 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when women dress up on Halloween. It just reminds me of the times I wake up next to one of them after a good night out
←Rate | 10-16-2012 17:04 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I swear some girls with big asses think they can get away with murder. You have a huge bass because your face is a car wreck, please behave yourself
←Rate | 05-27-2013 15:13 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your about as relevant as a Facebook poke
←Rate | 04-25-2013 13:14 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon What happens on holiday,stays on holiday. Except for STDs, they will always come back with you
←Rate | 01-23-2013 13:55 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Treat your woman to some breakfast in the morning, it can only lead to some great sex
←Rate | 05-28-2013 14:45 by Jackoo Comments (0)  



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