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   messageicon I do not need to be reminded it's the 5th of May in a different language. . .
←Rate | 05-05-2014 21:26 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I tried to buy a zebra from the zoo and I was told it was not for sale. I said it should be it has bar codes all over it. . .
←Rate | 08-17-2014 18:43 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am running for King in our next election, this president su - cks. . .
←Rate | 06-23-2014 06:19 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm still wondering exactly how long a cotton picking minute really is. Does anyone know ?
←Rate | 07-16-2014 00:04 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Before you knew it, the here and now was 30 yrs ago. . .
←Rate | 09-12-2015 22:22 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon What people need is a medication that causes, peace, love and orgasms. . .
←Rate | 08-03-2015 10:28 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I didn't know which one of my multiple personalities I wanted to be today, so I stayed home instead. . .
←Rate | 07-03-2014 19:37 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hello, it was great ignoring each other while I was here. We need to do this more often. . .
←Rate | 07-27-2014 15:47 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think states are over looking the Dr Kevorkian method. Enough said. . .
←Rate | 07-30-2014 21:49 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon 75% of women who smoke swallow. . .
←Rate | 08-31-2014 09:53 by JAB Comments (1)  


   messageicon If there's a woman out there who wants to $exually harass me, let me know.. I will message you my cell # . . .
←Rate | 02-01-2016 15:27 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Think I will get a night job being a cuddler. After 8 hrs the $ex is free. . .
←Rate | 03-08-2016 18:47 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, unless you really want to bang me, please stop poking me if you're not going to follow through. . .
←Rate | 11-27-2016 20:37 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Adrenalin highs are my favorite, it helps me conserve my weed. . .
←Rate | 08-16-2017 16:27 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon When emptying email spam folder, why does anyone need to be asked are you sure you want to empty this folder. We do not need to be asked are you sure. Yes I am f#cking sure ! ! !
←Rate | 08-27-2015 16:32 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've had an awesome life and I still haven't needed to use algebra. Who was the a-hole who made up a useless subject like this to be tested in on is school, did I mention they were an a-hole. . .
←Rate | 03-05-2014 20:55 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I will go for a drive, just to pick my nose. . .
←Rate | 08-28-2014 18:03 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I called a crematory to make an appointment, they told me they don't do live customers...
←Rate | 12-03-2016 11:33 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Considering the hours I keep. I am awake while you sleep. Incase of a national disaster leave me your numbers and I will call you to wake you up so you can evacuate. . .
←Rate | 03-06-2014 00:07 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Another phrase/saying I do not understand : Some people are real a$$holes. Is that any different from a fake a$$hole. . .
←Rate | 06-12-2014 18:16 by JAB Comments (0)  



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