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   messageicon Rebecca Black - "its friiday, friiday" *Jason Voorhees walks in stabs her in the face and goes home* yeah, Friday the 13th.
←Rate | 05-13-2011 06:50 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon I smash mirrors, walk under ladders, spill salt & cross paths with black cats. Be afraid... be very, very afraid, its Friday the 13th!!!
←Rate | 05-13-2011 06:02 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hey, it's Fat Tuesday, or just Tuesday, as it's known at Kirstie Alley's house.
←Rate | 03-08-2011 14:44 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why can't the President tackle the real issues? Like mandating all clocks auto-program when there is a time change!
←Rate | 03-13-2011 10:43 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon Fast food places gonna be bumpin today, Happy 4/20 (̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے~
←Rate | 04-20-2011 05:42 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why is President Obama out of the country and on vacation when this Charlie Sheen thing is still playing out?
←Rate | 03-22-2011 13:58 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon Supermoon is awesome!!! Oh wait, that's a streetlight.....
←Rate | 03-20-2011 00:07 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon Cincinnati Bengals WR Chad Ochocinco to change last name back to Johnson. This must be one of the big changes promised by the team......WTF!!
←Rate | 01-26-2011 13:07 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why does a Mexican re-fry their beans? Have you ever seen a Mexican do something right the first time?
←Rate | 12-14-2011 16:00 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon To any and all people visiting Arkansas in the next few days, just ignore all the dead birds and fish! Really, it should be fine....From, Big Brother : )
←Rate | 01-04-2011 06:15 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon ‎ I really hope Prince William doesn't get cold teeth, err, I mean feet!
←Rate | 04-28-2011 22:56 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon There are only two possibilities why so many birds died all at once. A government conspiracy testing a new weapon, or the birds flew into the side of a UFO as the UFO was watching all the pretty fireworks that supposedly scared the birds to death.....
←Rate | 01-04-2011 07:46 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon FYI Nic Cage, If you keep telling police to arrest you, eventually they will do it....Hope the judge throws a book at him, you know one that has good scripts & acting tips in it!
←Rate | 04-16-2011 13:35 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why is Obama so interested in "liberating" Libya anyways, is he planning a vacation there?
←Rate | 03-23-2011 06:57 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon Apparently 'Fat Tuesday' doesn't constitue telling fatties they're fatties.
←Rate | 03-08-2011 14:33 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm going to get dressed up in bear costume and go down to Best Buy on Black Friday and scare the people camping out in tents...
←Rate | 11-18-2013 23:13 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon Not to worry Obama will fix everything while he's on vacation in Rio this weekend......
←Rate | 03-16-2011 14:22 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hope Eagles fans loaded up on batteries to throw at the hurricane, lol Philadelphia fans lol......
←Rate | 08-27-2011 13:34 by bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hey New York....Hide your lady's, Brett Farve is in town and he brought his iphone.
←Rate | 10-11-2010 11:14 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sometimes, to retain moisture, I'll brine whatever I'm smoking or grilling. I've found the best brine is made from the tears of 1000 vegans.
←Rate | 01-27-2016 12:58 by Bill Comments (0)  

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