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   messageicon “Can I use your phone to call my mom?” “Yeah, just hit redial…
←Rate | 01-20-2012 23:55 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nobody Dates Anymore, Everybody has a ``Thing" with someone
←Rate | 11-13-2011 22:16 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Daddy tell me a bedtime story!" "Sure honey. Once upon a time, a little girl wouldn't go to bed. Then she died.
←Rate | 12-14-2011 19:16 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish exams came with a "50/50" and a "phone a friend" option.
←Rate | 11-05-2011 23:55 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon “Leftover Bacon” – a phrase you've never heard before.!!!
←Rate | 09-02-2012 20:16 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is full of fake people. Before you decide to judge them, make sure you're not one of them. ♥
←Rate | 11-27-2011 13:44 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me? Stalk? Nah, I just observe... behind a tree... at night..in the rain
←Rate | 10-26-2011 16:52 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon INTERNET: Can't get your homework done with it, can't get your homework done without it.
←Rate | 02-17-2012 00:55 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cop: Why were you speeding? Me: Um I was going to the store for oreos. Cop: Double stuffed? Me: you know it. Cop: have a nice day..
←Rate | 01-30-2012 23:36 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Forgot to go too the gym today. That's 3 years in a row
←Rate | 01-24-2012 23:41 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Still waiting for the best day of my life to happen...!!!
←Rate | 06-09-2012 14:07 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon i try not to act suspicious when passing police even though I'm innocent O.o
←Rate | 10-26-2011 16:42 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon "You're so ugly!" "Really?" "Yes!" "Good, I was trying to look like you today..."
←Rate | 10-29-2011 12:49 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon In bed it's 6am, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 7:45. At school it's 11:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 11:30
←Rate | 10-22-2011 14:50 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon We blame society, but we are society..
←Rate | 12-29-2011 00:02 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Fox News, So far, no news about foxes. Sincerely, Unimpressed.
←Rate | 11-13-2011 18:09 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon !̸̶͚͖͖̩̻̩̗͍̮̙̈͊͛̈͒̍̐ͣͩ̋ͨ̓̊̌̈̊́̚͝͠ͅ ̷̧̢̛͖̤̟̺̫̗͚̗͖ͪ̏̔̔̒́ͥ̓ͫ̀ͤ̇ͥ͝ ̡̊͛̇ ͫ̉ͦ̊̀̔ͧͮ͆̽ͦͩ͋̌͗̚̚҉̵͖̟͙̮͈̼̹̞͝ͅis ...Thats right I virtually cracked your screen ;P
←Rate | 10-26-2011 22:49 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I leave homework till the last minute, because I'll be older and therefore wiser!
←Rate | 03-12-2012 21:22 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone has a 'vodka incident'
←Rate | 12-04-2011 12:32 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Go down a water slide while it isn't wet and then you'll understand why foreplay is so important
←Rate | 12-13-2011 22:12 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  



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