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   messageicon 9 out of 10 doctors think that other one is just a hater
←Rate | 01-23-2011 06:18 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've decided that if I ever go into witness protection my name will be Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina
←Rate | 01-23-2011 05:42 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon just once I want my wife to greet me like the dog, jumping on me, licking me all over and wiggling her butt. But if she's only doing it so she can go out to pee. like the dog, I'd be devastated
←Rate | 01-23-2011 05:26 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I called a company and heard "Baby got back" while I was on hold. At first it seemed cool, but do I really want Health insurance from a company that plays Sir Mix-a-lot?
←Rate | 01-04-2011 00:35 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon just read the list of movies the library of congress deemed worthy to preserve, Breakin' 2 electric boogaloo was robbed again!
←Rate | 12-29-2010 22:56 by flinnie Comments (2)  


   messageicon I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.
←Rate | 06-01-2010 23:57 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just read something so funny it made me spit coffee out my nose, which is odd because I wasn't drinking coffee at the time.
←Rate | 05-25-2010 10:20 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon if Charles is in Charge of our days and our nights, who's this God guy people are talking about?
←Rate | 05-22-2010 03:42 by flinnie Comments (0)  




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