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   messageicon tired of chasing his dreams. I'm just going to ask where they are going and hook up with them later.
←Rate | 04-16-2008 09:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon eating mushrooms and chasing white rabbits.
←Rate | 04-16-2008 09:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It may be the early bird that gets the worm. But it?s the second mouse that gets the cheese.
←Rate | 04-14-2008 20:59 by Vicki Dc Comments (0)  


   messageicon please don't follow in my footsteps coz I walk into walls
←Rate | 04-14-2008 20:57 by Vicki Dc Comments (0)  


   messageicon "If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?"
←Rate | 04-14-2008 20:52 by Vicki Dc Comments (1)  


   messageicon "Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore, when you can just pick them up off the beach for free?"
←Rate | 04-14-2008 20:46 by Vicki Dc Comments (0)  


   messageicon the reason the chicken crossed the road...
←Rate | 04-14-2008 10:33 by Bm Comments (0)  


   messageicon under your bed
←Rate | 04-13-2008 23:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon has just finished installing a flux compacitor in his DeLorean and is headed back to 1985
←Rate | 04-12-2008 12:22 Comments (2)  


   messageicon running with scissors!
←Rate | 04-10-2008 19:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon following the yellow brick road
←Rate | 04-10-2008 17:53 by A. N. Onymous Comments (1)  


   messageicon facing the book
←Rate | 04-09-2008 06:32 by Waleed Omari Comments (0)  


   messageicon not suitable for minors!
←Rate | 04-09-2008 02:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon a Jedi. Obviously.
←Rate | 04-09-2008 01:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon doin it and doin it and doin it well
←Rate | 04-07-2008 19:06 by Ethan Comments (2)  


   messageicon having zero tolerance for the lactose intolerant
←Rate | 04-07-2008 07:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon on your mind at this very moment
←Rate | 04-07-2008 02:50 by Joeknockz Comments (0)  


   messageicon may not be Fred Flintstone but I can still make your bedrock
←Rate | 04-01-2008 13:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon leaving your mouth with a great clean feeling
←Rate | 03-31-2008 22:12 Comments (2)  


   messageicon rejecting your reality and substituting his own.
←Rate | 03-31-2008 09:56 Comments (0)  




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