Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   wonders if dyslexic devil worshipers sell their soul to Santa

   A.D.D stands for Attention Deficite....hey look a butterfly!

   wonders if the people who spend £2 each on those Evian bottles know that backwards it spells Naive..

   two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left....

   don't drink and drive, you could spill the beer in your car.

   would so kill herself if she believed in reincarnation.

   the reason for the tear drops on your guitar

   going to DEFCON 4

   disobeyed orders

   s eating out.... At home. ;-)

   doesn't want to grow up.... he's a Toys R' Us kid!

   dangerous to your health.

   thinks webbed feet are a huge turn-on.

   playing strip solitaire.

   used to jog a mile everyday, then I found a shortcut...

   moving the furniture out of the room because the dog and I are going to breakdance battle...oh it is ON!!!!

   thinks it is wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

   riding the ponies outside of Wallmart be back when I run out of quarters.

   spinning in his new office chair so I am away, now I am back, away again and back.

   You win some, you loose some, but it's all good if you get some :)