Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Heidi Montag + Micheal Jackson = Amy Winehouse.
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01-20-2010 12:52
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Men are like scratch off tickets..... they usually end up being losers!!
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01-20-2010 12:50
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saving money on her cable by switching to facebook. They have sports statuses, drama statuses, Hollywood gossip statuses and current event statuses. Switch now and get calander statuses for free, you"ll never have to wonder what day it is again.
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01-20-2010 12:38
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for the first time in my adult life....i'm proud to be a Massachusettonian
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01-20-2010 12:19
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..pays her bills with a smile. Most creditors,however,would prefer cash..
Holding a grudge is like taking poison and expecting the other person to die
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01-20-2010 10:07
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I was going to change my facebook password to "penis" but it was rejected. Not long enough.
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01-20-2010 10:01
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Dreaming of the person you want to be is wasting the person you already are.
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01-20-2010 07:56
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I didnt trip, I was testing gravity......... It still works
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01-20-2010 07:47
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I like the movie Avatar, especially the first time I saw it when it was called Pocahonis
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01-20-2010 07:21
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Heidi Montag says she's "not addicted" to plastic surgery. Much in the same way Amy Winehouse is merely a "crack aficionado".
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01-20-2010 06:42 by Van
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Avatar = Awesome. I wish the whole world was in 3D!!!
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01-20-2010 04:40
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Waves hand " This is not the Facebook Profile you want."
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01-20-2010 03:59
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Sometimes you feel like a nut. And sometimes you feel that the men in white coats are just overreacting.
santa just touched my no no spot. :(
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01-20-2010 03:11
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A Lion Would Never Cheat on His Wife, But a Tiger Wood !!!
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01-20-2010 01:55 by EDK
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If a Dog Sniffs Your A*s, You're Probably a Bit*h
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01-19-2010 23:45 by EDK
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Here's a warning. If I'm really sick and I say "I gotta yak", it doesn't mean that there's a longhaired buffalo living in my backyard
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01-19-2010 23:22
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logged into your facebook account and starting fights with everyone on mafia wars...
just hacked into your facebook account and admitted to all your friends that you have a serious drug problem and need an intervention ASAP!