migasjoe Funny Status Messages

   i see dead people...but only when squinting

   The last fight me and my wife had was whether Tommy Boy was an Awesome Movie or Super Awesome Movie!!!!!

   The Texas Rangers are half way to becoming the Buffalo Bills of the MLB

   Holy Sh!t...Did Christina Aguilera get stung by a bee or something

   Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder

   Am I the only one that didn't know that Phyllis Diller was alive up to about an hour ago???

   thankful that I have a job and can afford a nice Thanksgiving dinner and Christmas...and beer

   the state of Colorado has just converted it's time zone from Mountain time to .....TEBOW TIME!!!

   listening to Neil Diamond Christmas music...Man when he sings I feel like he is getting ready to really kick someones a$$

   my buddy told me he was going to Beerfest this weekend, I asked him where, he said "any bar I walk into!!!"

   just told my kids about the Casey Anthiny verdict and that if they didn't shape up I was moving the family to Florida

   Pete Carroll Press Conference "I'm just here so I don't get fined"

   I'm gonna go all Kazoo solo and Haiku Freestyle on the next person that says I'm not Gangsta!!!

   gonna go out and make a difference in the life of America's youth tonight!!! There is a lot of teachable amounts in the champagn room

   if you have to ask how much that drink is, you probably shouldn't be drinking it

   At a time like this I wonder...What would Jimmy Buffett do???

   anyone else addicted to Pawn Stars because they misrerad the title the first time they turned it on???

   OK-all those that believe in psyco kinesis raise my hand

   Am I the only one that thinks Snookie is starting to look like an Umpa Lumpa from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

   long distance works is something High School Seniors made up to get laid before they go to college