l Funny Status Messages

   She's not my girl but I get her to smile

   hates facebook! you ever go to click on someones name in chat n they log off.

   Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

   I only knew one LA Clipper fan before this season and he used to get made fun of everyday for it.

   When the angels ask what I loved most about life, I'll say you.

   Fathers day + My Birthday.. now thats what I call Sonday

   My life's great I'm just missing that significant other

   A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world.

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   would be a hoarder but I cant find my wallet

   Everybody got snow blowers...Me all I got is man power a shovel.You wont see me in the gym gettin ready for Summer.

   I love when I post a status and someone copy's and pastes its and I get 4 thousand likes and they get two.

   I love when people comment on my winter weather from warm climates... "It's 80 here" and your inside on the Internet? Losers always lose

   Froget Punxsutawney, I'm predicting March 21st.

   facebook should have a "like" button and a "like omg" for blondes

   Cosby Show Fact: Sandra and Elvans Children were named after Winnie and Nelson Mandela. #RIP

   haha yeah dude she talks about you all the time . .. . . she hates you..

   wishes Lebron went to The Mets.

   snowed inn with his family a loaf of bread and 3 fish...uh what was that recipe again Jesus?

   mama gettin a lil out of control with this mothers day thing , she want me to rub her feet.