Steve OH Funny Status Messages

   throws his hand up and pretends he's on a roller-coaster whenever the plane takes off.

   Yeah, that's right! I learned all my dance moves from the paternity tests on Maury!!

   Calling it his "junk" is probably the least sexy thing a guy could do...

   going downstairs to see what that noise was... powers out but BRB.

   "Looks don't matter, just be yourself". - attractive people

   It's true, opposites attract. My wife gets up early and does stuff.

   A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.

   the perfect husband: Brave Intelligent Gentle Polite Energetic Nutty Industrious Sensitive and if all else fails, read the capitals...

   We've reached that unfortunate time of the year when all the white guys put on their Hawaiian shirts and think they're Jimmy Buffet!

   Remember... Sometimes you have to sacrifice the fat kid to save yourselves.

   What's it called again??? Oh Yeah, BOOZE!!!

   Okay Canadians you win... When you convert Fahrenheit to Celsius, it's only 46.6 here in the states.

   I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down!!!

   Tonights orgy is canceled guys. Jerry has diarrhea...

   HE HAS RISEN (and before 10 am which is pretty good for me)

   I think you people lied to me...exactly how much of this hair of the dog do I have to eat before this hangover goes away?

   Bruce Jenner? Never heard of her...

   reached an ALL TIME LOW. Just told my boss he had some dirt on his forehead... Thank You Ash Wednesday.

   TLC is getting so lazy with show titles... btw "My giant face tumor" is on tonight.

   Sometimes, it's not so easy being Fearless Leader.