Prince Shawn Funny Status Messages

   would probably be classified as a lesbian if it was only based on how much you enjoy eating muffins and cookies.

   a fun afternoon planned. Will be playing "Duck, duck, goose" with actual ducks and geese followed by few games of Chinese Checkers against actual Chinese people.

   does things the Chicago way - He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue!

   there is nothing worse than a woman coming up with a nickname for your junk, getting confused and calling it Dad.

   so broke right now, he has been using used tissues as toilet paper...and sometimes vice versa.

   loves dating defense attorneys because they are incredibly good at getting guys off.