Luka Funny Status Messages

   "i refuse to get a microchip implanted in me by means of a vaccine needle" okay? And? thats like saying "i refuse to swallow motor oil by means of drinking milk"

   For those wondering if walls work, they do, I went to china, didnt see one Mexican

   My last relationship ended cause he wanted a long distance relationship, well he told me to go to hell

   To be a parent you have to be very patient who here considers themselves to be very impatient. Me too

   it technicallly underwear if its all you are wearing?

   My teacher told me "i think you have trouble comprehending words, so I said to her "i don't even know what that means"