FADOLO Funny Status Messages

   Somewhere In A Ghetto Household A 4 year old is "droppin it" like its hot while the family is clappin & yellin "Go SHANIQUA! Work it girl!"

   US soldier accused of Kiling 16 Afghans ....Well damn bring these troops home...they're stressed the fu*k out!

   Sometimes I wish there was a 'Build-a-Girlfriend'.

   Every time I'm in line and someone is taking too long I look around and think "Is this where I wan't to start my mass murdering spree?"

   The word "Saturday" has "turd" in it. Good luck trying to ignore that for the rest of ur life, starting now.

   getting stoned and trying to load the dishwasher is like real life Tetris.

   I wonder if "Sober Me" knows that "Drunk Me" can moonwalk?

   Chicks be talking bout #TeamNoKids after 6 abortions. No bitttch you a serial killer!

   It takes a smoke detector 4 months to stop beeping if you were wondering how lazy I am.

   MY girlfriend says I'm too immature for her. I'm still trying to figure out how she got past my force field.

   In hindsight, allowing girls into our treehouse would have been a great idea.

   Any Woman that keeps her Kid from they Father is a Dead Beat mother too!!!

   I pissed a taxi driver off today. I told him to reverse all the way to my house. He had to pay me $8.20

   You can tell whether or not your relationship is going to last by simply watching her eat a Popsicle.

   (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ ( ╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ *flips table* Who the hell drank my beer!

   #HoodTranslations101: "Sh*t just got real" = The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness & is no longer a laughin matter

   What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spit, swallow, and gargle.

   Ever have that moment when you try to flick a booger and it teleports on to your other finger?

   (._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.) They see me rolling. They hating.

   Shoutout to all the girls that can't update their status because they told some guy they tired...& going to bed.