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   messageicon I look around when talking to someone because lets face it direct eye contact is weird sometimes!
←Rate | 01-10-2012 14:25 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Thought of something brilliant? Just google it, and you will soon realize how uncreative you really are.
←Rate | 01-09-2012 22:39 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Oh so now I'm invisible to you? That's cool. I've always wanted a superpower.
←Rate | 01-08-2012 20:25 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dang, you look better than ever. LOL JK, you've been hittin up McDonalds lately, right?
←Rate | 01-08-2012 20:19 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Greatest fear in life…. Someone will find a way to retrieve everything I've ever googled.
←Rate | 01-08-2012 20:17 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Approximately 80% of my regrets involve hitting “send”
←Rate | 01-08-2012 20:16 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon When FB stalking someone & I find out their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!
←Rate | 01-08-2012 20:15 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon That unfortunate moment when you accidentally make a fart sound with your chair... and you spend the next 30 minutes trying to recreate the sound so everyone knows you didn't ACTUALLY fart.
←Rate | 01-06-2012 21:21 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon The bipolar emoticon —> :):
←Rate | 01-03-2012 20:30 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm a lazy ass texter, unless you're cute, or I like you.
←Rate | 01-03-2012 19:51 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what's your plan?
←Rate | 01-02-2012 20:38 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hate when I see the skinniest people at the gym, Why are you there, YOU WON ALREADY!
←Rate | 12-31-2011 00:54 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents. The second half will be ruined by our children.
←Rate | 12-29-2011 00:07 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon We blame society, but we are society..
←Rate | 12-29-2011 00:02 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Good new and bad news. Bad news: No good news. Good news: No bad news.
←Rate | 12-26-2011 20:09 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
←Rate | 12-14-2011 20:05 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Internet Issues: Open a new tab & forget why.
←Rate | 12-14-2011 19:51 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know you're drunk when you can speak fluent Ozzy Osbourne
←Rate | 12-14-2011 19:17 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Daddy tell me a bedtime story!" "Sure honey. Once upon a time, a little girl wouldn't go to bed. Then she died.
←Rate | 12-14-2011 19:16 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon That moment of happiness when you find out that everyone hates the same person you hate
←Rate | 12-13-2011 22:17 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

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