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   messageicon Superbowl 48, 2 teams from the only 2 states 2 have legalized pot, I'm guessing tht their "secret" of success is a bowl of "weedies" every morn 4 breakfast
←Rate | 01-20-2014 10:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon At this stage of the football season, all I care about is #s and food.
←Rate | 01-19-2014 21:43 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Seattle vs Denver..Washington St vs Colorado...marijuana SuperBOWL..
←Rate | 01-19-2014 17:32 by Seattle slew Comments (0)  

   messageicon Obama said he wouldn't let his son play football bc he fears it would cause dementia. Someone should tell Obama that he doesn't have a son.
←Rate | 01-19-2014 16:28 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hope your favorite football team wins so that it changes your life in no way whatsoever.
←Rate | 01-09-2014 00:46 by Czovczov Comments (0)  

   messageicon After Colorado legalized marijuana, Peyton Manning bought 20 Papa John's stores in Colorado. If this football thing doesn't work out, I say he's got a bright future in finance
←Rate | 01-03-2014 16:05 by cpaman Comments (0)  

   messageicon I just turned the MNF game off...The NFL has turned into the VFL(Vagina Football League) can't even tackle anymore!
←Rate | 12-23-2013 21:33 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon ACA's, CMA's, ACM' music is working on having as many stupid awards shows as college football has pointless bowl games.
←Rate | 12-11-2013 02:52 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I like Carrie Underwood better on Sunday night football
←Rate | 12-05-2013 20:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hockey is better than football. Hockey is fast, the game keeps moving, way fewer penalties, and play is both strategic and arbitrary. Football is mostly about following patterns. So is a sewing class.
←Rate | 12-01-2013 18:15 by Iceman Comments (0)  

   messageicon I had a choice tonight to either watch the Redskins lose on Monday Night Football or clean the toilets in my house. Since I didn't feel like throwing up this evening I'm cleaning house
←Rate | 11-25-2013 22:06 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon :"SH! Football is on". ~ said no Girl ever.
←Rate | 11-24-2013 13:48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If all he thinks about is sex, turn on a football game. Now he's thinking about football... And sex...
←Rate | 11-01-2013 20:33 by BOOYA Comments (0)  

   messageicon free candy and football. my kinda Thursday
←Rate | 10-31-2013 16:18 by pimpjuice Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Gladys Have Been Rebranded As The "VAGIANTS" Next Year They Will Be starting their first year in THE LINGERIE FOOTBALL LEAGUE
←Rate | 10-21-2013 21:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Overview of my résumé: 1. Quick eater 2. Extensive knowledge of Parkour 3. Argumentative 4: Fired from McDonalds 5: Am I a multi tasker, (I can sneeze and pee at the same) 6: leading my Fantasy Football league..
←Rate | 09-21-2013 13:44 by snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon [tears open envelope] It's here! It's *really* here! The expressed written consent of the National Football League!
←Rate | 09-17-2013 19:04 by Aaron Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ladies, your football knowledge is about the same as my interior design knowledge. Give it up...
←Rate | 09-14-2013 14:55 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Somewhere out there a woman just called the football a “weird ball thingy” as a man sits nearby contemplating the consequences of murder.
←Rate | 09-13-2013 13:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sunday night Football on NBC, Al thinks Chris is as gay as can be
←Rate | 09-08-2013 20:27 Comments (0)  

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