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   messageicon Adult gummy Melatonin: because while fat, drunk and stupid might be the American norm, fat drunk stupid and sleep deprived is unacceptable.
←Rate | 03-14-2014 15:14 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever like someone so much that you just want to chew on their hiney?
←Rate | 03-14-2014 15:12 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am not down with OPP but I'm definitely down with the sickness
←Rate | 03-14-2014 15:11 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon One time I lost my phone for 6 days, so I feel your struggle Malaysia
←Rate | 03-14-2014 15:11 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Malaysia Air uses Waze Maps
←Rate | 03-14-2014 15:10 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Adult gummy Melatonin: because while fat, drunk and stupid might be the American norm, fat, drunk, stupid and sleep deprived is unacceptable.
←Rate | 03-10-2014 21:11 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've wiped my bottom 47 times already. It's like there's someone back there with a paintbrush trying to p!ss me off.
←Rate | 03-03-2014 22:50 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon I put the "fun" in "functioning alcoholic"
←Rate | 03-02-2014 15:18 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Sarah Jessica Parker auditioned for the lead role in "War Horse"?
←Rate | 03-02-2014 15:17 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon I tried on a Trojan Magnum...its really hard to breathe in those things.
←Rate | 03-02-2014 15:15 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes the fact that bacon exists is enough.
←Rate | 03-02-2014 15:08 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Going in Build-A-Bear shirtless wasn't creepy until I started holding up unstuffed animals asking the cashier which ones match my eyes
←Rate | 02-19-2014 21:05 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon A part of me wants to go on a diet and eat healthy. Sadly that part of me is a liar
←Rate | 02-19-2014 21:00 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Valentine Day weekend is over. I think Helen Keller plays the role of cupid in my love life.
←Rate | 02-17-2014 00:55 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bob Costas' eyes went down on Ludmila Pachinko.
←Rate | 02-17-2014 00:50 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Idiots who have lift kits on their trucks and have over 22 inch rims use Axe on their tires.
←Rate | 02-17-2014 00:50 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey! Idiot! 74 hashtags is good for your instagram picture! No...not 2 or 3...74.
←Rate | 02-16-2014 00:22 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon This whiskey would pair nicely with soft bosoms.
←Rate | 02-08-2014 20:40 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only reason I liked your post was because I was trying to clean a smudge off my screen.
←Rate | 02-08-2014 19:53 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Actually, when I asked if my hangover could get any worse, it was more of a rhetorical question than a challenge
←Rate | 02-05-2014 20:22 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  




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