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   messageicon Things I wish I could unsee: 1. Miley Cyrus twerking 2. Miley Cyrus riding that foam finger 3. Miley Cyrus
←Rate | 08-26-2013 15:55 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wait!! Its Tim Tebow's birthday today and Tom Brady got hurt..... Jesus take the wheel.
←Rate | 08-14-2013 17:36 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nancy Grace TONIGHT: George Zimmerman's secret plot to kill the Royal Baby.
←Rate | 07-22-2013 16:53 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon @piersmorgan I'll give away all my weapons, if you axe Rachel Jeantel to read a letter that's written in cursive.... PLEASE
←Rate | 07-15-2013 19:47 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon A lot of folks are going to be upset that the Zimmerman jury didn't come to a verdict tonight. A prime weekend looting night, down the drain..
←Rate | 07-12-2013 18:56 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet Zimmerman didn't even kill Martin. I bet it was Aaron Hernandez....
←Rate | 07-11-2013 15:27 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow. The people of Egypt are really going nuts over this Zimmerman trial..
←Rate | 07-02-2013 17:22 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I checked Rosetta Stone, they don't have "Black English" instruction & I don't know who to axe about it? #donlemon
←Rate | 07-02-2013 17:15 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon They're gearing us up for a race war. Don't play into it, Americans....
←Rate | 07-01-2013 20:41 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dumb is the new smart...
←Rate | 06-28-2013 21:01 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet Aaron Hernandez is pretty pumped he can legally marry his cell mate.
←Rate | 06-26-2013 13:16 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nick Wallenda would never fail a sobriety test.... WOW!!
←Rate | 06-23-2013 22:11 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe Aaron Hernandez killed Tony Soprano?
←Rate | 06-20-2013 15:21 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Obama … I just took a leak, but I didn't have my phone with me. Thought you'd like to know.
←Rate | 06-07-2013 18:52 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tropical Storm 2013 Tip: To avoid lacerations while looting, be sure to wear puncture-resistant silicone oven mitts when crowbarring shop windows.....
←Rate | 06-05-2013 15:52 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon McDonalds Golden Arches is kind of like Batman's Bat-Signal for fat people....
←Rate | 06-03-2013 20:19 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not like, a tornado expert or nothing, but if you see one, the general idea is that you run AWAY from it? Storm chasers are suicidal....
←Rate | 06-01-2013 11:06 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle -- N. Schwarzkopf
←Rate | 05-27-2013 12:01 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Before you get married ask yourself: is this the person you want to watch stare at their phone the rest of your life?
←Rate | 05-25-2013 17:57 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I read that they are allowing Boy Scouts to be gay.... I thought it had always been mandatory that they were gay?
←Rate | 05-24-2013 07:30 by sully Comments (0)  




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