L Funny Status Messages

   Im gonna hang out with everyone who likes this status today

   money don't change you, it changes the people around you.

   My name is __________ and my goal is to make you smile.

   Sick of girls saying all guys are the same we aren't they just always go for the same kinda guy.......

   A little slower please, pedestrian crossing the street. I don't really like making the green light anyway.

   Do I turn left where nothing is right? Or do I turn right where nothing is left?..

   When the angels ask what I loved most about life, I'll say you.

   When you judge someone, it doesn't define who they are, it define who you are.

   Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others

   Im tryin to beat The Heat like Dirk Nowitzki.

   stop chasing girls chase money cause when you got money they chase you....and I'm slow they always catch me :)

   I feel bad for people who didn't party in college and got D's... what a waste.

   when I die.... my older posts will keep you entertained forever.

   200 Happy Birthday Messages on my wall and all I got was a Farmville tractor.

   looks like Harolds ass will be camping outside the Pearly Gates by his damn self.

   Does the President get time and a half on Presidents Days?

   Super Bowl Weekend!! Should I wear my shot glasses or beer goggles??

   Stop takin pics with yo Income TAX/Grant Money from school. You Broke

   hows Lamar Odom the 3rd best Laker and he got the 3rd best Kardashian??

   Glasses and Bangs.......I just got the 2011 Memo