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I rolled over too fast in bed and sprained my fat roll !
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My friend is single and middle-aged. I think she might be Catholic. Sorry, I mean cat-holic.
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01-16-2024 15:50 by
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I've got people who love me because I'm me. I've got people who hate me for the same reason!
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01-16-2024 10:38 by
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Whoppers all around for Martin Burger King Day.
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01-15-2024 18:06
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There are starving kids in Africa. IHOP has a “Kids Eat Free” promotion. Just build an IHOP in Africa. Problem solved
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01-15-2024 13:42
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Chip clips are for quitters!
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01-15-2024 12:43 by
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I had a call from a telemarketer and he said he couldn't understand me. I told him to press 1 for English.
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01-15-2024 05:56 by
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Dear paranoid people who check behind the shower curtain for murderers: What exactly is the plan if you find one?
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01-14-2024 05:57 by
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Prophecy class canceled due to unforeseen circumstances.
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01-13-2024 14:52 by
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I don’t date anymore I just foster women until they find their forever homes
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01-12-2024 19:40
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It's so cold outside, I saw a guy in the ghetto pull his pants up.
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01-12-2024 14:19
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accidentally put my phone in airplane mode and my front door blew off
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01-12-2024 10:32
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What do you call 100 sheep rolling down a hill A lambslide
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"When one door closes, another one opens"! -Boeing
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01-11-2024 23:29 by
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I'm so old that I remember when the only fake news was the National Enquirer.
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01-11-2024 18:46
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I rescued a cow from a slaughterhouse today. I named it Jake from Steak Farm.
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01-11-2024 12:14
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We should have a national quiet day where everyone just shuts up for 24 hours.
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01-11-2024 08:47 by
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Cant' wait for the Bidens sentencing day.
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01-10-2024 15:00
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People's driving skills got me looking both ways at green lights!
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01-10-2024 08:49 by
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Shiny, pointy nipples! Oh, sorry, Facebook wanted to know what was on my mind
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