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   messageicon they say money can't buy you happiness but it can buy you a sh!t load of bacon and thats pretty damn close
←Rate | 12-28-2011 21:06 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon listening to Neil Diamond Christmas music...Man when he sings I feel like he is getting ready to really kick someones a$$
←Rate | 12-28-2011 21:09 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is everyone so worried about the Mayans Calendar??? I just realized my Hannah Montana Calendar ends in 13 hours!!!!
←Rate | 12-31-2011 11:04 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon my New Years Resolution is to be less laz
←Rate | 01-04-2012 19:05 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Weather is here...I wish you were beautiful...
←Rate | 01-05-2012 20:43 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon the state of Colorado has just converted it's time zone from Mountain time to .....TEBOW TIME!!!
←Rate | 01-08-2012 20:22 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon And the defense of the sinners shall part like the red sea when he, the chosen one, drives his team to victory. Book Of Tebow 3:25
←Rate | 01-08-2012 20:30 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guys, the only thing that beats playing with your kids is playing with the box they came in...
←Rate | 01-08-2012 21:06 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon On the bright side...Aaron Rodgers can now do all the comercials he wants
←Rate | 01-15-2012 19:47 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon They told God that Joe Paterno was waiting at the Pearly Gates. And then God passed that information along to the proper authorities.
←Rate | 01-22-2012 20:31 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Haven't heard Obama say one thing about getting rid of Nickelback yet!!!!
←Rate | 01-24-2012 23:01 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I own 11,000 air guitars and I know a guy in Russia that owns 5 more then me,,,
←Rate | 01-25-2012 20:56 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon This new season of 24 sucks...Jack Bauer hasn't had to kill anyone yet
←Rate | 01-25-2012 22:21 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are two types of women - one with perfect make-up, great hair, sexy clothing, fresh nail polish, and incredible shoes . . . and one with kids!
←Rate | 02-01-2012 19:12 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fake people wish you the best... as long as it benefits them. I call em' PENNIES... twofaced and worthless
←Rate | 02-03-2012 14:27 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon why is Betty White singing at halftime of the Super Bowl??
←Rate | 02-05-2012 21:09 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
←Rate | 02-10-2012 22:39 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon VH1 is playing all Whitney videos right now. I forgot about some of these song. Then again, I forgot what a video was
←Rate | 02-12-2012 11:47 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon dont worry if you find yourself alone on Valentines Day...its not the end of the World...thats still 10 months away
←Rate | 02-14-2012 20:56 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Am I the only one that finds it ironic that only one company is allowed to make the game Monopoly...
←Rate | 02-19-2012 13:36 by migasjoe Comments (0)  




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