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   messageicon The best thing about drinking wine in a box is when you finish it, you can unfold the box and break dance on it....
←Rate | 08-02-2014 08:43 by scottyp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm watching the Army/Navy game and Santiago is playing quarterback for Army...I'm just sitting here thinking, "I'll be damned, the Code Red worked"
←Rate | 12-13-2014 17:12 by scottyp Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only time I put my phone down is when it rings....
←Rate | 12-16-2014 10:30 by scottyp Comments (0)  


   messageicon OK, here's how it's going to be....Love me or leave me...understand? Hold on.....wait.....hey....where's everybody going??
←Rate | 01-02-2015 12:09 by scottyp Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS.....New England Patriots to start wearing an asterisk on their helmets....
←Rate | 01-23-2015 07:15 by scottyp Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you wagered on the Pro Bowl....please seek immediate help for your problem..
←Rate | 01-25-2015 19:18 by scottyp Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'm sorry I karate chopped your grandma...but her stroke face was all like, "Come at me, bro".
←Rate | 01-30-2015 20:42 by scottyp Comments (0)  


   messageicon CNN reported that Bruce Jenner got back ended yesterday....I also heard something about a car crash....;-)
←Rate | 02-08-2015 09:39 by scottyp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Note to self......Don't chest bump the elderly.....not a good thing.....trust me on this one...
←Rate | 03-18-2015 10:49 by scottyp Comments (0)  


   messageicon "KiSS HER"~~~Me watching women's boxing.....
←Rate | 08-15-2015 10:01 by scottyp Comments (0)  



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