luka Funny Status Messages

   There are two types of people in this world, those who finish a joke and those that

   what do asians do when they have Erections? Vote

   My dad always told me "Theres 4 kinds of people, Those who can count and those who cant"

   Saw this kid dressed as Dracula so I played along and stabbed him with a wooden stake, his mom was not happy

   My teacher told me "i think you have trouble comprehending words, so I said to her "i don't even know what that means"