equaloppjoker Funny Status Messages



Sort:  Recent   |   Oldest   |   Rating


Search Messages:
[Clear]

Search results for status messages containing 'equaloppjoker': View All Messages
Page: 6 of 7

   messageicon Our breakup was due to religious differences. She didn't think I was God.
←Rate | 07-26-2013 09:46 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Karma means I can sleep at night, knowing that everyone I mistreated today had it coming!
←Rate | 07-26-2013 09:52 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon i want to listen to you, but i'm really thinking about snacks.
←Rate | 07-27-2013 15:57 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have mixed drinks about feelings...
←Rate | 07-27-2013 15:59 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I have ten pieces of bacon and you take five pieces, what do you have? Thats right., A black eye and a broken hand!
←Rate | 07-27-2013 16:05 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here is a joke for all of the mind readers out there....
←Rate | 07-27-2013 16:17 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yes, I have a girlfriend. Oh...wait, No...thats a fridge. I have a Fridge.
←Rate | 07-27-2013 16:33 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon i dont know what makes you stupid, but it works really well.
←Rate | 07-31-2013 13:11 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon you're so stupid, there's not a bus short enough for you.
←Rate | 07-31-2013 13:23 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon its not an addiction until you've blown someone for it.
←Rate | 07-31-2013 13:51 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I used to say that no one could be that stupid. Then I met you. I don't say that anymore.
←Rate | 08-02-2013 07:22 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon She said I was crazy but I talked it over with the Coffee pot and the Tea kettle and they both agreed that she didn't know what she was talking about.
←Rate | 08-02-2013 07:38 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its so awkward meeting new people. Especially when they go in for a handshake and you go in for an open-mouth kiss. Anyway, his name was Jeff... and he's a Seahawks fan
←Rate | 08-04-2013 16:42 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I tried to keep up with the Kardashians but now it burns when I pee
←Rate | 08-13-2013 07:58 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only difference between a Rectal Thermometor and an oral one is the taste.
←Rate | 08-13-2013 08:13 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm sorry I took your daughters virginity. It won't happen again.
←Rate | 08-15-2013 09:18 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon the center of a doughnut is completly fat free!
←Rate | 08-17-2013 14:37 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd tell you to kiss my @ss but you'd probably fall in love with it and stalk me.
←Rate | 08-17-2013 14:52 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Brains are awesome! I wish everyone had one...
←Rate | 08-21-2013 09:06 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm worried because a coworker has incriminating nude photos of me. She says she will use them against me if I don't stop sending them to her.
←Rate | 08-21-2013 09:34 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  




[Search Results] [View All Messages]
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Name:
Status Message:

... characters left