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   messageicon I put up all the Christmas lights for Easter.......
←Rate | 04-02-2012 15:01 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Easter Bunny, no chocolate this year..... just bring me gas!! (not the kind that the boiled eggs give you either)
←Rate | 04-06-2012 09:21 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not here today. This is a holographic representation of me, have a good day....
←Rate | 04-16-2012 10:55 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon What if we're all being punked, and Tupac was always a hologram?
←Rate | 04-16-2012 10:56 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Very excited for tonight's super moon, but I'm not looking forward to hearing the Mexican-werewolves............
←Rate | 05-05-2012 09:44 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would have gone to Clooney's fundraiser for Obama, but I spent my last $40,000 on gas.......
←Rate | 05-16-2012 01:45 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thought about hitting the gym today but I called ahead and they said the shake weight is still out of service so screw that.........
←Rate | 05-23-2012 13:07 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon REMEMBER: a noisy BBQ may upset your neighbours. Another great way to annoy them is to throw your rubbish into their garden...
←Rate | 05-27-2012 02:48 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook stock continues to lose value, in fact it's so bad, hundreds of farmville farms are going into foreclosure.......
←Rate | 05-30-2012 01:33 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does anybody no CPR in Miami? Lebron James is doing the International choking sign again.....
←Rate | 06-04-2012 11:39 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saw a squirrel eating a dead squirrel on the way home. So, the bath salt/zombie crisis has now reached the animal kingdom...
←Rate | 06-10-2012 09:25 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife said I don't do enough work around the house. Its like she thinks this FB account just runs itself.........smh
←Rate | 06-10-2012 23:22 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon While drinking my afternoon coffee, I oftentimes stare out the window... and ask myself: Would prison be all that bad?
←Rate | 06-12-2012 17:20 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I've just convinced my 85yr old neighbor to hop on one leg across her patio railing at 5pm if you guys are interested.........
←Rate | 06-15-2012 08:40 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fonzie never wore a safety harness jumping the 14 garbage cans in front of Arnold's or jumping the shark tank. Don't be a Potsie Wallenda, ditch the harness..
←Rate | 06-15-2012 18:53 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon R.I.P Lindsay Lohan : (not really, I'm just practicing.......
←Rate | 06-15-2012 19:14 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good mourning...... I hope everyone had a Happy Father's Day, oh..everyone except Jerry Sandusky!!
←Rate | 06-18-2012 10:40 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Found out at lunch today that apparently, it's rude if you honk your order in Morse code to the drive-thru attendant at McDonald's.......
←Rate | 06-20-2012 18:45 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dude fell at Walgreen's & my CPR training instantly kicked in! Had to hit him with the AED (defibrillator) like three times though, because he kept resisting.........
←Rate | 06-21-2012 14:30 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon FYI - If any kids are interested in harassing me on a school bus, or anywhere else for that matter..... I am available. I could use a nice $500,000 long vacation. I'm just saying
←Rate | 06-22-2012 10:36 by sully Comments (0)  




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