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   messageicon I zone out once my teacher says "This will not be on the test."
←Rate | 05-10-2010 17:36 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon So if someone is born deaf, what language do they think in?
←Rate | 05-11-2010 11:24 by Samir Momin Comments (2)  


   messageicon Wondering why people with food stamps drive escalades?
←Rate | 05-19-2010 14:31 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon A man goes into a library and ask for a book on suicide....The librarian replies "F*ck off! you wont bring it back!"
←Rate | 05-25-2010 11:37 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon 1 Hairspray and 2 tons of make up still dont replace brain!!!
←Rate | 05-27-2010 12:22 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?
←Rate | 06-10-2010 12:05 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon 3 Lions looking like 11 helpless kittens..... : /
←Rate | 06-18-2010 16:19 by Samir Momin Comments (1)  


   messageicon I see you liked my status... I accept your invitation for sex.
←Rate | 03-15-2013 16:20 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd never tell anyone to go to hell, but I might suggest a Carnival Cruise....
←Rate | 03-19-2013 17:55 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  



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