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   messageicon I wish money would have sex in my pocket and multiply...
←Rate | 04-14-2010 21:10 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cops never say "Thanks for committing crimes and keeping us employed." It's just plain selfish!
←Rate | 04-14-2010 21:12 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon A Middle Eastern man bought a lot of stuff off the internet but never received it. Unfortunately he was E-gypt.
←Rate | 04-14-2010 21:23 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tu pac's of Eminems are 50 cents, That's Ludacris! I want my Nickelback.
←Rate | 04-14-2010 21:24 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Still in bed, the kid asked me to come downstairs... said he wanted to show me something "totally awesome." If it's not a bacon tower, I'm gonna be pissed.
←Rate | 04-18-2010 08:58 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think the best thing about the Internet is how quickly you can offend the maximum amount of people with minimum effort.
←Rate | 04-20-2010 19:00 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon If we're not supposed to have late night snacks.. why is there a light in the fridge?
←Rate | 04-20-2010 19:01 by Marshall the Great Comments (1)  


   messageicon Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
←Rate | 04-21-2010 20:14 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder what would happen if I walked through Sea World with a fishing pole.
←Rate | 04-21-2010 20:16 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm going to Prehab... On the off chance that I get addictions.
←Rate | 04-25-2010 23:14 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, if your Facebook status is "It's Complicated" it's really not. It's simple, you have a sh^itty boyfriend, and you're co-dependent.
←Rate | 04-25-2010 23:16 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being real is like being a lady... if you have to tell people you are... you aren't.
←Rate | 04-25-2010 23:40 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stop everything you're doing. Think about me. You're welcome.
←Rate | 04-25-2010 23:43 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon According to google maps there is no such place as Cougar Town, this show is so full of $hit.
←Rate | 04-25-2010 23:45 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great. I know,that's too much for you, so here is a shortcut. JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
←Rate | 05-02-2010 16:59 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I do it because I can, I can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn't.
←Rate | 05-18-2010 17:36 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GOOD LOOKIN'? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired, I put the mirror down!
←Rate | 05-18-2010 17:37 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've gone to bed like 6 times tonight and I've ended up on Facebook every time.
←Rate | 05-23-2010 21:22 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon We spend so much money on buying different clothes... without realizing the best moments are spent without clothes... ;) :D :P
←Rate | 05-23-2010 21:24 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes the dreams that come true are dreams you never even knew you had.
←Rate | 05-23-2010 21:25 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  



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