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   messageicon I just received a letter from my bank that said I am approved for a loan and a line of credit. Somebody, somewhere, made a huge mistake."
←Rate | 11-18-2010 14:18 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have ADHD. It's like ADD except the picture quality is phenomenal."
←Rate | 11-18-2010 14:22 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser!
←Rate | 11-18-2010 14:26 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel sorry for people who don't drink; when they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
←Rate | 11-18-2010 14:29 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you hate it when people start a whole conversation off you're status? C'mon guys, get a WALL!"
←Rate | 11-18-2010 18:56 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Somewhere, a smart Lasik surgeon has an office full of brochures that are all slightly out of focus."
←Rate | 11-18-2010 18:57 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's tough to judge nonverbal cues from someone with an eyepatch. Did that pirate just wink at me or are they blinking?"
←Rate | 11-18-2010 19:00 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing's more satisfying than when "the one that got away" turns into "whew, dodged that bullet."
←Rate | 11-18-2010 19:02 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎I don't remember anything from last night. Somebody must've put something in my drink". Yeah. If this was a game of Clue I'd have to go with "the bartender, In the club, with the vodka."
←Rate | 11-18-2010 19:04 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I sneeze and you're sitting next to me, it is acceptable to bless me. If I sneeze and you're 50 feet across the room from me, no need to shout at me unless you're the pope."
←Rate | 11-18-2010 19:06 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon is it just me, or are 80% of the faces in the "people you may know feature" on Facebook, people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?
←Rate | 11-18-2010 19:09 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon if Winter was alive, I would hunt it down and kill it..."
←Rate | 11-18-2010 19:12 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon The first Monday night game in Detroit in almost 10 years and the Lions aren't even playing in it!"
←Rate | 12-12-2010 12:43 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon just wanted to let everybody know that she is Okay! I know it scared me on the radio when I first heard the rumors, But I Called her and she is fine.. My Grandma did not get run over by a Reindeer!"
←Rate | 12-19-2010 18:49 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon when you get pulled over for a D.U.I quickly pull off the lable off of the beer and stick it on ur forehead and tell the officer you havn't been drinking ur on the patch!"
←Rate | 12-23-2010 14:04 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon placing myself in "TIME OUT" until I am able to play nice with others! Until then, don't piss me off because I have nothing to lose being in Time Out already!"
←Rate | 12-28-2010 01:57 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you dug a hole through the center of the earth and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?"
←Rate | 03-03-2011 18:37 by Dylan Bosch Comments (1)  


   messageicon Pandora tells me what music I like, Netflix tells me what movies I like.. Refrigerator: Why are you such a slacker?!"
←Rate | 03-03-2011 18:38 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon it just me, or is each "next big thing" getting less and less big and nexty, and a lot more thingy?
←Rate | 03-03-2011 18:39 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I heard that the world is going to end in 2012, because that's only as far as the Mayan calendar goes. But the news gets even worse: I checked MY calendar, and it only goes to the end of this year!"
←Rate | 03-03-2011 18:41 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  



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