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   messageicon Pretending you're the host of a cooking show, when you're home alone cooking.
←Rate | 11-18-2011 03:06 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is no angry way to say "bubbles"
←Rate | 11-20-2011 16:36 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you're irritated when somebody tells you to "have a nice day" and you respond with, "Don't tell me what to do!" -__-
←Rate | 11-20-2011 16:37 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon What you do when people sing happy birthday to you: 5% - Sing. 10% - Smile. 85% - Sit there like a dumbf*ck trying to figure out what to do.
←Rate | 11-22-2011 13:30 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Telling someone that you're going to bed, When you're actually not, and then having to hold back from posting things on Facebook/Twitter.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 00:28 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon & who else adds that little pointless arrow - telling your teacher to flip the page over.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 23:25 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon After Watching a scary movie.:IT'S OKAY I DIDN'T WANT TO SLEEP TONIGHT ANYWAY.
←Rate | 11-27-2011 10:41 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mr. Krabs needs to get a DNA test on Pearl.
←Rate | 11-27-2011 13:34 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon They'll hate you if you're pretty. They'll hate you if you're not. They'll hate you for what you lack and they'll hate you for what you got.
←Rate | 11-27-2011 13:39 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is full of fake people. Before you decide to judge them, make sure you're not one of them. ♥
←Rate | 11-27-2011 13:44 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon One thing that will always remain true: There is no cool way to run with a backpack
←Rate | 11-27-2011 22:38 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like turtles because they're so chill- They're just like: "Hey man, I want to swim, & maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time.
←Rate | 11-28-2011 21:06 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon If we're in a car and I love the song on the radio and you turn it down to tell me something, please know that I now hate you
←Rate | 11-28-2011 23:21 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I DO WHAT I WANT! WHEN I WANT! WHERE I WANT!...... if Mom says its ok...
←Rate | 11-29-2011 17:52 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon ❒ In A Relationship ❒ Single ❒ Messing Around ❒ Getting Cheated On ❒ F**k Relationships ✔I'm Just Hungry!
←Rate | 12-01-2011 20:31 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are what you eat, then are cannibals the only true humas??? O_O
←Rate | 12-01-2011 22:13 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone has a 'vodka incident'
←Rate | 12-04-2011 12:32 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be good to yourself because the longest relationship you will ever have in life is with yourself.
←Rate | 12-05-2011 11:18 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon FINALS: May cause sleep deprivation, loss of friends and fun, neglect of family, excessive crying and hair loss and burning eyes. Is the semester over yet???
←Rate | 12-05-2011 11:23 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just another day in paradise, minus the paradise...
←Rate | 12-05-2011 13:03 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  




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