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   messageicon please don't follow in my footsteps coz I walk into walls
←Rate | 04-14-2008 20:57 by Vicki Dc Comments (0)  


   messageicon It may be the early bird that gets the worm. But it?s the second mouse that gets the cheese.
←Rate | 04-14-2008 20:59 by Vicki Dc Comments (0)  


   messageicon eating mushrooms and chasing white rabbits.
←Rate | 04-16-2008 09:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon tired of chasing his dreams. I'm just going to ask where they are going and hook up with them later.
←Rate | 04-16-2008 09:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon only here while supplies last
←Rate | 04-16-2008 17:23 by Don Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants a hug
←Rate | 04-16-2008 19:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon busier than a cucumber in a woman's prison.
←Rate | 04-17-2008 13:10 Comments (11)  


   messageicon pretty fly for a white guy
←Rate | 04-18-2008 09:22 by Fsujulia Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mclovin' it.
←Rate | 04-19-2008 09:53 by Shir Decker Comments (0)  


   messageicon what Willis was talking about...
←Rate | 04-19-2008 09:54 by Shir Decker Comments (0)  


   messageicon "the center of attention, even when he's up against the wall"
←Rate | 04-19-2008 09:58 by Shir Decker Comments (0)  


   messageicon just not the same since that house fell on my sister
←Rate | 04-22-2008 09:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon here..now what are your other two wishes????
←Rate | 04-22-2008 09:03 Comments (4)  


   messageicon proof that God has a sense of humor...
←Rate | 04-22-2008 09:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon normal..it's everyone else that's weird.
←Rate | 04-22-2008 09:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon still HOT..it just comes in flashes now
←Rate | 04-22-2008 09:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon dangerously under-medicated
←Rate | 04-22-2008 09:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon back..by popular demand!
←Rate | 04-22-2008 09:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
←Rate | 04-22-2008 09:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon getting a grip on reality..and choking it to death
←Rate | 04-22-2008 09:19 Comments (0)  



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