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   messageicon Putting $10,000 worth of speakers into a $5000 car is a sure way of never climbing out of your social class
←Rate | 06-06-2013 14:04 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm going to switch my car insurance from Geico to Allstate, then to Statefarm, then back to Geico. If my calculations are correct, they should owe me $837.
←Rate | 10-14-2012 07:44 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you think 7 years of bad luck are to much for breaking a mirror.. Try breaking a condom
←Rate | 01-08-2012 08:03 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess I should come up with a plan B in case the murderer that breaks into my house figures out how to get this blanket off of me.
←Rate | 01-14-2012 08:05 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life has no remote. Get up and change it yourself
←Rate | 10-07-2012 09:01 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only difference between Mcdonald's and my work is Mcdonald's has only got one clown running the show..
←Rate | 04-17-2013 12:12 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're going to stalk me at least notice when I'm running low on toilet paper & change the roll.
←Rate | 01-29-2012 08:10 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you ask me my sign so you can see if we're compatible or not, I'll save you the suspense... we're not.
←Rate | 02-26-2012 11:35 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Judging by how much I like to crawl back under the covers in the morning I think I'd make a pretty awesome turtle.
←Rate | 06-06-2013 14:10 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never run with scissors. (those last two words were unnecessary.)
←Rate | 10-07-2012 09:03 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've found that the things I'm most interested in aren't really in my best interest.
←Rate | 07-14-2012 08:06 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you and your best friend don't have at least one night in your past that you vow to never discuss, you're not best friends.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 18:39 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon watching Home Alone 2 wondering how child services haven't taken him away from his parents yet.
←Rate | 12-29-2011 18:54 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies. dont jump to conclusions that your boyfriend is cheating just because he never wants you to look at his phone. Its probably just full of porn
←Rate | 02-24-2012 18:49 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon This dude working at Subway is looking at me like he's never had anybody ask him to put some Government Cheese on a sub sandwich before.
←Rate | 12-29-2011 20:59 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon You never really forgive the friend who tricked you into watching "2 Girls 1 Cup".
←Rate | 09-02-2012 06:06 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon UPS delivery guys don't like it when you go up to their truck and order two tacos to go.
←Rate | 09-11-2012 17:25 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope I never die in a bar cause if someone calls a priest, a rabbi or a minister my life is gonna end up as one big joke.
←Rate | 09-29-2012 04:09 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon It makes me sad to think there are people in this world who have a favorite Kardashian.
←Rate | 09-28-2012 05:09 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Move your office desk into the elevator and ask people who get on if they have an appointment.
←Rate | 11-28-2012 04:53 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


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